football - disrespectin' sexuality.

2010-05-14T22:33:00.000+08:00

the story of the boy who screwed up his a-maths paper.

it was a thursday. it was just like any other day, he woke up at 6am, took 20 minutes to shower, 10 minutes to wear his school uniform.

he left his house. he walked to school. he neared school. he reached school. he entered school. he is in school. LOL.

he walked to class. he neared his class. he reached his class. he is in class. LOL.

he sat down. he took out his a-maths book. with bated breath, he opened his book. he then said.
"GODDAMNIT LA I HAVEN'T STUDY A LOT -.-"

he studies with his classmates. classmates who apparently knew more than him. classmates who understood what partial fractions meant. but then again, some of them were prepared to fail. xD

oh well. then the bell rung. immediately, he felt an adrenaline rush. the rush of blood up his ass. the rush of glucose and whatever shit up his veins.

he then took his seat. out of nowhere, a teacher came into class. a beautiful one. her name was, ms. ong. hahahahahahaha.

she then shouted. she gave the most passionate shout anyone could have possible heard. it was a shout that charmed the hearts of many.

"OI GO BACK UR PLACE."

charmed by her voice, everybody went back to their places. and quickly.

everyone then made noise. national anthem hadn't begun, so everyone relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaxed.
and then, a mysterious voice came up on the pa system. such a scary voice indeed, it scared the crap out of many. a voice that indeed, could make ears bleed and rot.

"good morning unitians, the morning assembly will begin in 2 minutes time. please get ready."

so everyone didn't care. not at all. everyone carried on with their normal things.
until the next announcement. which nobody in the class heard at all.

"good morning unitians, please rise for the morning assembly."

nobody heard, so nobody moved. until everyone looked to the other side.

"EH ALL STANDING LEI."

thus, following the actions of our ancestors. we stood.

and then suddenly, words of such devastating nature blasted out of the pa system.

"sekolah sedia."

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, FAST FORWARD.

the boy sits at the table. the boy looks at the cover. and then, looking back at him, was a face. it was the cutest face in the entire world. a face so cute, he would have had sex with that face.

'mohamad rizuan bin =D'

thus. the boy waits. he waits for so long, he dreamt of all the nightmares that could have come with tht paper. he started hallucinating. he started having morningmares. he started vomiting in his head. he started dying mentally. he started thinking, "omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg". he started thinking of how to kill himself. HE STARTED TO DIE.

"you may begin."

immediately, he FLIPS THE PAPER OPEN LIKE IT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE. WITH VIGOUR, HE LKSHOINEWDIWN THE PAPER. HE FLIPPED TO THE FIRST PAGE. SUDDENLY, WORDS OF LOVE CAME TO HIS MIND.

"ah fuck lah -.-"

he began doing the paper. he looked at the first question. easy! he looked at the second question. easy! he looked at the third question. easy! he looked at the fourth question.

"fuck you la nabe -.-"

thus began his inevitable journey towards failure. there was another 1.5hours in the exam, and his mind went completely blank. he had no idea what to do. his attempts to salvage marks, ended up salvaging his own sanity.

oh for fuck's sake, that was me -.-
hahahahahahahahhaha.

2010-04-30T00:11:00.000+08:00

here's a poem from some fb group, for all those minahs and matreps out there.

"oh minah pantat macam jelly,
tak pakai seluar dalam,suka pakai tali,
lagi lagi tengok lu orang punye coli,
da cakap berkali kali,
kening korang stop it,
semua orang geli,
lama lama gua tengok gua mau lari,
si Matrep apa lagi,
i tak boleh angkat sekali."

if you translate it literally to english,

"oh minah the butt like jelly,
never wear underwear, like to wear string,
somemore see other's bra (LOL),
say how many times already,
you all stop it,
everybody irritated,
the more i see the more i want to run,
what else lah matrep,
i cannot carry anymore (-.-)"

hhahaha.
in case u're wondering.

matreps or mat reps are malay guy gangsters.
you can spot them by their floating caps, ultra tight jeans and in some cases, their necklaces.

mat minahs or simply minahs, are the female versions of malay gangsters.
how to tell them apart? simple, just find a girl that dresses like shit and you know it's a minah.

anyways, to all matreps and minahs out there, go fuck yourselves. ^^

2010-04-08T00:54:00.000+08:00

it's 12.44am and i'm still doing homework -.-

haha, nvm that.

so yeah, was doing homework, listening music.
and then someone i dunno who, named Armandina, talk to me on msn.
i have no idea who that person is, so yeah, was in for a big surprise.
until halfway i realised the person was automated.
so i decided to mess around a bit.

and our conversation went like this:
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Armandina says:
wishing for someone amazing

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
you are?

Armandina says:
hey

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
umm
who are u?
sorry to ask.

Armandina says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
lol
do i look like a girl.

Armandina says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
u automated or some shit?

Armandina says:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics if ya wanna check them out go http://www.freecamlink.net/a2urm tell me what ya think

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
hmm
fuck urself

Armandina says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
WE GOTTA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR THIS LOVE

Armandina says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
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Armandina says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
go die, i got better ppl to see on cam. $_$

Armandina says:
Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/a2s6a and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
why not u go to (some unclean website) and then click on the button on the top right that says "FUCK URSELF" and join up but mus pay $$.

Armandina says:
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
eh, i know a girl tht like u lei. her name is hu peng. she is a dog.

Armandina says:
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
who the hell u calling baby, u fcking babi. babi means pig.

Armandina says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
tell u what, shit in ur panties first. tht's the colour i want.

Armandina says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
wht i deserve? I DESERVE A GIRLFRIEND, NOT SOME GAYFAG STRIPPING IN A GODDAMNED WEBCAM.

Armandina says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
goddamnit ur auto reply machine rocks!

Armandina says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/a2szn and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
fuck u, only one girl can call me sweetie. not u, goddamnit.

Armandina says:
k you in yet babe??

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
yeah. see the picture of my middle finger?

Armandina says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/a2tgz and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
EH SHUT UP LAH
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funny thing is, when i said SHUT UP he or she really did shut up xD

ahh, but what the hell.
this is obivously automated la, dude's not answering my questions.
LOL.

but yeah.
if u guys come across such shit, a word of warning.
don't click on any website they give, god knows what's in it.
just close the entire conversation, or screw around with the conversation xD
but don't click on anything.

haha.

2010-03-07T00:28:00.000+08:00

i'm at the top right, in case u're wondering. xD

haha.

had a blast at the body worlds thing.

especially if it's going out with friends and schoolmates.

so yeah.

after school, went home for lunch and toilet shit.

after that, met faez at yew tee mrt.

then from there, we went to the body worlds thing.

supposed to meet up with mr. arul and the other students.

haha.

along the way faez thought he got lost.

luckily not. hehe.

so yeah.

met up with them, went for a short briefing.

haha, the speaker was funny.

but yeah, talked about all that plastination stuff.

goddamnit, takes one year just for one body to be 'useful'.

hehehehhehehehee.

so after that, went to the actual exhibition.

so many explicit things inside.

dicks. breasts. you name it, it's all there.

haha.

but yeah, at some points things did get a little too explicit.

like a picture of a guy pointing a middle finger.

or a picture of a teen girl NAKED.

NAKED, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

but yeah, she was covering her breasts with her hands.

so no porn there.

and then they 'talked' about the human body.

by human body, i mean every single part of it.

yes, u and i know where this is going. xD

so yeah, after the exhibition, we dismissed from there.

not from school, from there.

so yeah, we had nothing to do from there.

so most of my class people went to IMM.

some went off on their own.

some, like me, went back to school.

but unlike me, i had nothing to do in school.

so i called farid up.

"oi. u wan go mac or not."

"can ah. wht time u wan"

"now? LOL."

"haha, can ah. i see u there around 6.30"

so yeah, went mac first.

sat there for a while, slack and think of stuff.

especially you.

after a while, farid came.

WITH HIS LAPTOP! HAHAHAHAH.

so yeah.

i buy food, he supply laptop.

SO WE CHILL LIKE NIGGAS!

watch video, spam webcam, see convo history.

hella lot more. 8D

but yeah, chilling out was great. xD

so from there, went home.

and yeah, the day gets dull from there.

so that's it then.

competition coming up.

i gotta do this right, cause i might never get such a chance like this ever again.

do it once, do it right.

hell yeah baby! 8D

2010-02-28T22:45:00.000+08:00

ahh.
term 1 is gonna come to an end, two weeks more.

but fuck.
i realised i'm not gonna be enjoying my holidays.

imagine this.
on every schooling week until 19th april, npcc annual parade trainings on wednesday and friday.
think about it this way; 2 hours x god knows how many days of standing in the sun.
and there, in front of me, i can see people fainting/ vomiting STOMACH JUICE/ falling flat to the ground.
it's creepy.

but fuck yeah, there's still a long way to go.

and then my march holidays.

3 days off for NCO camp.
actualli i dun mind this camp, because after this camp, i can slack at the usual trainings. HELL YEAH.

but.
2 days off for Sec 1 camp.
and worse, sec 2s gonna come in as well.
like wht the fuck la, can we just keep it between NCOs and sec 1s -.-
can u imagine hw much stress will be on us NCOs. knn.

ahhhh.
no more holidays for me; it's just work, work, more work.
i can kiss slack time goodbye. -.-

ahh.
back to reality.

TESTS ARE UR NEW BEST FRIEND.

let's see all the first tests.
maths test = verygood!
english test = verygood!
malay test = go die -.-
geog test = verygood!
history test = can ah -.-
bio 1st test = verygood!
bio 2nd test = FUCKLAH -.-
chem 1st test = verygood!

ahh.
still got two more coming up, so let's end this shit.
ahh.
fuck tests.

bloody random post.
and hell.
I'LL BE BUSY, SO I WON'T UPDATE FREQUENTLY.
DON'T LIKE? I DON'T CARE.
HEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE.

fuck.
soccer competition next sunday.
but father insist on following.
go fuck off lah.
knn.

like i said.
don't mess with my sensitive side.
and with that,
goodnight. -.-

you keep me high everyday, girl.

2010-02-15T00:04:00.000+08:00

to all my chinese friends, brothers, sisters, and whoever you are, happy chinese new year!
to everyone, happy valentines day!
to that girl, i'm realli sorry.

2010-02-14T21:11:00.000+08:00

angel of mercy.
just please save me.
somehow.

imagine this.
knowing a girl for so long.
making fun of her, and yet she laughs it off.
her using some cute-as-hell faces.
her making that cute laugh and sweet smile that drives you mad.
her looking so good in everything she does.
you and her building up so much trust between each other.

and then.
you lose it all.
just like that.

that feeling.
that feeling just sucks.
THAT FEELING JUST FUCKING SUCKS!

but yeah.
time to move on.
i didn't get you.
now i can't get myself.
though the thought's gripped me.
it's not gonna hold me down.

i'm sorry for being the pathetic guy i am.
but you're a great girl.
no more bullshit about other girls being better,
cause u're the best.

i like you.
i love you.
though it never worked out between us,
just please dun forget me, and how things used to be. =)

2010-02-07T02:50:00.000+08:00

terminate with extreme prejudice.

loollolololoolololol.
remember the days when people called me pornman?

haha.
but yeah, i'm trying to lose tht porn shit.
so gimme a break ah. =D

what a saturday.
wake up at one IN THE GODDAMN AFTERNOON.
and the whole day?
play computer games.

like wtf sia, supposed to go out.
but i woke up too late. -.-

anyway, sunday.
supposedly supposed to go out and buy shit with my bros.
I NEED SOME SMALL-AS-MA-BALL SLING BAG -.-
if u noe wht i mean, hehe.

and then i jus realised, if boredom was 100%, soccer took out 30% of it, another 20% taken away by friends, good friends.
100% - 30% - 20% = 50%
if x = 50%, then x = LOVE.
I NEED SOME LOVE IN MY LIFE, OMFG LAH.

ahh.
what the hell anyway, i'm not trying to be despo.
but yeah, could use some of it now.

TESTTESTESTTESTESTESTETSETSTESTSTETSTESTETST.

they givin' ya test like obama givin' ya change.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

aiyahhhhhhhhh, i hate where my class is.
mine is on 4th floor, 3/5 is jus below.
fuck siaaaaaaaaaaaa, most of my gd frens there.
haha, missed the times when me and farid walk to malay class together.
AND CUT SLACK ALONG THE WAY! AHAHHHAHA.

wah, however the hell people survive in npap, gd luck to u all la.
first two trainings were pathetic.
giving mark time ONLY. -.-

in case u have no idea wht mark time is.
mark time is like stomping both feet, one foot at a time.
for a proper one, bring both up, one at a time, to a 90 degree angle (for boys) and then BRING THEM DOWN HARD TO CREATE SOME BOOMBOOM.
and then keep on it.
u could break ur foot doing tht.

14 more trainings, let's end this shit!

NCO CAMP HURRY UP COME LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
i wanna start screwing around with ma juniors, oh hell yeah.
this is the time in my life, when i dun regret being in a uniformed group.
to some extent lah, of course.

but hell, who cares.
to unity npcc sec 1 and sec 2.
once i come to train u all.
be prepared to cry blood.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! =D

2010-02-02T20:17:00.001+08:00

lol. one whole month never update.
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DAMN. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

january has passed.

- npcc trainings suddenly become more... interesting.

- MY MATHS TEACHER ACT CUTE. but i think tht's a good thing -.-

- MY SOCCER SUCKS. FCKING SUCKS LA HELLO.

- e-maths is quite ok. a-maths? gone case lol.

- MY ENG TEACHER GONE FOR TWO STRAIGHT WEEKS ALREADI LOL.

- GO HEY YOUNG MAMA, I CAN TRANSFORM YA.

- stupid mr. adrian. stop telling us to leave the field 5 minutes before recess end. GIMME THOSE 5 MINUTES GODDAMNIT.

- DIKIR BARAT SIOL!

- only the selected malay students can go for yogyakarta trip. like wth -.-

- aiyah wtfwthomfg, nidda make website for the unity malay students. -.-

- if i keep leaving home at 6.55, I CAN SEE MY CUTE NEIGHBOUR EVERY MORNING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

- I WANT MODERN WARFARE 3.

- why the bloody hell are tests so early -.-

- I HATE MY FUCKING TIMETABLE. GIVING US ALL THE BULLSHIT ON WED AND THURSDAY. U WAN MY BAG SPOIL AH, CARRY THOSE STUPID BOOKS -.-

- npcc annual parade. FUCK LAH.

- campcraft competition. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

- NCO camp. baik ah.

- sec one camp. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

- KUNALAN MEMANG BAIK SIOL!

aiyah, goddamnit. becoming a damned reporter -.-

i like you. i love you. i'm finding the right time to ask you. just please give me the chance.

pleeeeeeeeeeease? =O

2009-12-31T00:18:00.000+08:00

lol, finally npcc training for 2009 is over.
fucking finally -.-

but yeah, we still have 2010.
and 2010 is supposed to be more stressful for me and the rest of my squad.
fuck!

but yeah, nvm that for nw.
back to reality.

haha, holidays almost over, lost quarter of it to npcc, another half to my father's holiday business.
the rest?
no idea what to do with it also, tht's the problem.

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http://www.rml2010.com/

check tht shit out.

a run.
for the first time, i'm actualli interested in this shit.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

3km.
shuld be able to take tht, yeah?
haha, gotta start being more active.
START WITH A CHARITY RUN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
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my ankle is still bad.
but nt as bad.
hehe.

but yeah, hopefully by sch start, my ankle shuld be okay.
and then, it's back to my soccer ball.
and my school's shitty field.

soccer is in my blood goddamnit, haha.
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lol, this friday gonna go fishing with my cousins and family at pulau ubin.
hahahhahah.

time to actualli enjoy life.
because my cousins are the best.
the goddamn best.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.

aite.
if i'm nt lazy, i'll post the fishing pictures.
hehe.

see you idiots next monday.
^^

2009-12-09T22:43:00.000+08:00

hahahah.
was talking to farid on msn, and then suddenly this poem popped up in my head.

be professional.
use original.
SAY FUCK.
SAVE A BUCK.

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

lol, damn random. ^^

2009-12-07T00:36:00.000+08:00

haha.
finally i'm able to walk.
maybe nt walk fast or properly, but at least i'm WALKING.

so yeah, came back from holidays.
hehehe, played PAINTBALL.
i shot somebody! HAHAHAHHA.

and then i kena shot 4 times -.-

one on the arm, three on the body.
HURTS BODOH -.-

lucky my father let me play, even though my ankle still hurting a bit.
hehehe, dun give a damn.
still damn fun.
best part, i played wif COUSINS.

BAIK AH BODOH! =D

haha, i'll take a paintball match anytime.

anyway, change story.

FUCK MY NPCC TRAINING SCHEDULE.

15, 16, 17, 18, 21, 22, 23, 24, 28, 29, 30 december.

i wonder what the fuck gt into ur heads, tht u guys had to trouble us wif this bullfuck.
i mean, seriously, don't u have anything better to do than fuck up our holidays?
fancy drill training somemore.

fancy drill = gay. -.-
aiyah, jus fuck off my holidays lah.
assholes.

GIRL. SAVE ME LAH =X

2009-12-01T23:17:00.001+08:00

wahhh.

if anyone's a pro at healing ankle sprains, PLEASE HELP ME NW.

seriously.

nw i can't walk properly.

so hw do i get arnd?

jump on one foot -.-

it fucking hurts.

and hw did i get it?

playing football in sch, and i so happen to intercept a pass.

but lol, interception meant slipping on the ball.

and then fell to the ground.

and tht fateful moment, i received the worst injury of my life.

so mr. chew had to send me home.

thank god he was there.

thanks a hell load to him.

but i also need to thank hafidz and farid.

because they were supposed to go to kfc.

but because of my injury, they stayed back to comfort me.

hahaha.

thanks a lot la guys.

i owe u one day of my freedom ^^

2009-11-25T00:54:00.001+08:00

wahh.
some girl please take me away from my boredom -.-

lol, camp's over.
so now it's back to home.

do wht at home?
haha, use com for the WHOLE DAY.

i could lose my eyes doing tht -.-

but wht else am i supposed to do, since my father isn't the kind tht lets me go out everyday -.-

p.s. hahahah krisada, u poor thing la.

u guys think i shuld get a cat?
i think i better; I NEED TO START CARING FOR SOMETHING -.-
since it's nt a girl. hahaha.

2009-11-24T01:49:00.001+08:00

Cause thats the life when ur
Living in the (ghetto) and
Eating in the (ghetto) or
Sleeping in the (ghetto) (ghetto)
Cause thats the life when ur
Living in the (ghetto) and
Eating in the (ghetto) or
Sleeping in the (ghetto, ghetto, ghetto)

hhahahahha, nice song ^^

ok, back to life.

got back from ATC yesterday, like OMSG I SURVIVED 3 DAYS OF BULLSHIT.
BULLSHIT = FUCKFOOD (rations btw -.-), FUCKSLEEP (sleep in canteen -.- ANTS SLEEP WIF ME AH), FUCKBOREDOM (kayaking lame, wall-climbing can ah, dark-as-hell maze STEADY BABY, topography -.-), FUCKINSTRUCTORS (unreasonable as shit -.-).

i can think of more, if u guys wan ah.

so let's break it down.

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DAY 1 - FRIDAY - 20th NOV

holy shittttttttt, wasn't looking forward to this day -.-
so left home at arnd 1.
CAN CRY SIA -.-

reach sch, play some bola wif afiq and venoth.
haha, rain is a bitch at times -.-

so when THAM arrived, all get on the bus.
the bus tht took us to hell -.-

so lol, abt 1 hr of busshit.
reach changi jetty.

took a boat from there, reach ubin, take van.
I LOVE U LAH MR. THAM, I LOVE U FOR THE VAN.
u wan walk up 1.3km (i think so) THRU UBIN?
dream on -.-

reach the camp resilience.
so u noe la, from there we go split into groups.

hahhahaha, they didn't group my sch.
style ah, so they split us up.
I'M THE ONLI UNITY MORON IN GROUP 8 -.-
and then i realised the cute stuffs are in group 1 -.-

so, from there go dinner.
dinner = rations.

like wtf la.
tht is the best u guys can give us?
come on -.-

so, then wash up.
hw to wash up when u pack 2348293490283904 boys in a single toilet -.-
at least the toilets clean la.

then after tht
gt something lol.
can't remember -.-

so fuck day 1.

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DAY 2 - SATURDAY - 21st NOV

woke up at 6?
lol, told us to keep our ponchos (we slept on tht shit), so folded it and opened my bag.
I OPENED UP ANT HEAVEN -.-

can't believe tht shit.
saw ants crawling at every piece of shit in my bag -.-
like walao, fucked up lah tht campsite.

so lol, lived with it.
how?

KILL EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM.
haha.

see ant, take it, SQUISH THE FUCKING LIFE OUTTA IT, drop it to the floor.
hahahahaaa.

fun man ^^

so, woke up, physical training first.
stretching onli?
wth -.-

then after tht, breakfast.
biscuits onli.
wht u expect, rations onli -.-

so after tht, our activities.
first up for my group was kayaking.

hehehhe, for me kayaking was boring.
wht u expect lol, i gt one-star for kayaking alreadi.
tht shit was too boring -.-

after tht, lunch.
RATIONS AGAIN.
FUCK RATIONS!

then after tht, next activity.
bailowing.

wth.
dun teach me geography in a camp -.-

in case u have no idea wht bailowing is, let me tell u.
it's everything to do with maps and compasses.
lame -.-

next activity.
low ropes.
which is basically rock-climbing la.

lol, but they didn't tell us of this maze.
so girls go climbing first, boys go maze.
u think tht maze easy ah.

imagine closing ur eyes COMPLETELY.
u see nothing rite?

yeah, nw imagine seeing NOTHING in tht maze.
u are like blind in tht shithole.

blind + dirty = hell -.-
but lol, somehow we got out of there ALIVE.
HAHAHAHHAHA.

so after tht, boys go rock climbing.
waaaaaaa.
i jus realised my arm strength is lacking.
ALMOST REACH THE TOP SIA.

so after tht, go back for dinner.
do i need to tell u wht i had for dinner?

OF COURSE I HAVE TO.
BECAUSE I DIDN'T EAT RATIONS!
HEHEHEHE.

but why didn't i?
lol.

walking to dinner place, i was daydreaming.
i didn't realise i jus stepped on a wet drain.
and then, BAM!

BAM! = falling on the drain. RIGHT ELBOW LANDED FIRST.
hurt like hell -.-

so go first aid post.
hahaha, fun to talk to instructors.
and then lol.
they offered me dinner.

u thot rations rite?
WRONG, U DUMBASS.
PACKET RICE SIA.
NICE BODOHHHHHHHHH.

ahhaha.
guess injury has a way of repaying you.
^^

but forget tht.
after resting there for a while, they sent me back to the canteen to join the others.
damn tired sia -.-

then after a while, CAMPFIRE.
CAMPFIRE BRO!

but raining.
so wht did we have?
camplight -.-

but still fun lol.
the instructors funny sia during the camplight.

hehe.
doesn't matter, my group ROCKED.
HAHAHAHAHHA ^^

after campfire, group debrief.
hhahaha.
enjoyed time wif my group, didn't enjoy the camp -.-

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DAY 3 - 22nd NOV - SUNDAY

ahhhhh.
home day ^^

first up, pt in the morning.
wah pro, the boss tell us if the pt we do properly, LEAVE THE PLACE AT ARND 9.
eh, u wan me to leave at 6am oso can la -.-

so after tht, breakfast.
breakfast sucked, this time ate a fruit bar onli.
lol -.-

after tht, area cleaning.
wahhhh, tht's when the power of group IC come into play.
HAHAHAHHAHA.
me group ic ah.

PRO RITE LOL.
heheheheh.

whtever.

wah, our area the easiest to clean.
BCOS GT NOTHING TO CLEAN ^^

after tht, we go back to our bags.
wahhhh.
group leader = SHIOK.

but wun say much.
then gt prize presentation.

then go home lol.
ahhh.

after some time, reach mainland singapore.
take a 1+ hr bus ride to yew tee.

wahh, nice la tht bus.
then after tht, go kfc wif willie and PAO.

then, home.
HAHAHAHA.
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atc and stc sucks -.-
aite, toodles to all.

p.s. Muttons is addictive ^^

camps suck.

2009-11-19T23:51:00.000+08:00

ahhh fuck, camp from 20th nov (friday) to 22nd nov (sunday).

seriously man, camps suck. why the hell did i get my sorry ass into npcc -.-

nw i have to suffer all the bullshit of npcc. camps, gay attire, and more -.-

ah well.

dun try to contact me on friday and saturday and sunday early afternoon.
u can try, but i can't care, my hp off. hhahaha.

ah well.
pray hard for me tht i'll stay alive.

i hate camps -.-

2009-11-19T01:17:00.000+08:00

hahaahhahhahahahahha. the guy tht answered = PRO.

from failblog.org.

the best outing ever.

2009-11-12T10:21:00.003+08:00

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
YESTERDAY SHIOK!

so let's see.

met ee tang and farid at yew tee mcdonald first for breakfast, then u noe lah, eat first.
WOOT, I KENA MARINA BAY! NOW I NEED SENTOSA COVE -.-
tht equals $50000 HAHA.
-.-

then from there, go yew tee point bcos ee tang wan go.
go there see wht lol, all shop close.

so we go lot 1.
walk arnd, dunno do wht.
all the shop still close lol, actualli can play hide n seek ^^

lol, so we slack outside lot 1, until 10.30.
meet the others at cck mrt, then the girls go buy snacks first.
lol, hw long they take to buy -.-

hehe, then from there, all go to harbourfront by train.
HAHAHAHHAHA, mrt train doors are so cool =D

so arrived at harbourfront, then took the monorail to sentosa.
and then after a lot of shit, PALAWAN BEACH ^^

ahh, reach there, took off shirt (fcking hot man -.-), ALL BOYS WHACK BEACH SOCCER =D
but lol, after playing a while, hot sand realli killed our feet.

SO WE GO TO THE SEA =D
ahhh.
then dunno wht la, have fun in the water =D

nth much to say abt the rest of the day, since u forget stuff when u have too much fun, or too little -.-
but either way lol, things went great.

then at the last part, water captain ball.
style ahh =D

then 4.30.
all change up, and headed to siloso beach to see sunset.
some had to go off early =X

so when we reach there, sun still setting.
since we bored, we (boys) play volleyball with soccer ball.
haha, hurts to play with soccer ball, but still fun. =D

so we go back, and sun dunno go where -.-
so we take group fotos and all tht.
HAHA.

so from there, all go back vivocity.
then to harbourfront.
then from there, to the bus interchange to take bus 188 all the way back from there to cck.

WAHHHHHH, THE BUS RIDE DAMN FCKING SHIOK.
best.
1+ hrs of music =D

so soon, reach cck bus interchange.
we split up from there.
sad la =(

so i take bus with farid, ee tang and shermaine home.
SHERMAINE.
NO BUSINESS SLAP OTHER PPL LEG ONLI AH.
hehe.

so then, ee tang and shermaine get off.
me and farid, a few more stations.

so we both got off soon.
and then from there, split up.

wahhh, tell u man, can cry sia =X

but honestly, this is the best outing i have ever been to.
to those who came and made it possible for everyone to have fun, THANKS AH SIA. =D
we should do this again.

2e6, u rock my socks! =D

2009-11-05T23:50:00.003+08:00

is it just me, or did holidays become so suck-up boring?
want to go play soccer wif bros or friends, but the rain is messing everything up -.-

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

lol, hi. HAHA.

nothing much to say lah, really.
anyone wanna go shopping? SERIOUSLY.

and by the way, NPCC ACTIVITIES ARE WASTING MY GODDAMN HOLIDAY TIME. JUST FUCK OFF LAH -.-

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now translate all tht to french using a free online translator

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C'est juste me, ou les vacances sont devenues si aspire ennuyer ? Le besoin pour aller les copains de wif de football de jeu ou les amis, mais la pluie tout messing sur --.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Lol, salut. HAHA.

Rien beaucoup dire lah, vraiment. Quelqu'un wanna fait des achats ? SERIEUSEMENT.

Et à propos, les ACTIVITES DE NPCC GASPILLENT MON TEMPS DE VACANCES FICHU. JUSTE BAISER DE LAH --.

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nw translate tht french back to english using the same translator

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It is just me, or the vacation became if inhales to bother? The need to go the buddies of wif of soccer of game or the friends, but rain all messing on --.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Lol, good day. HAHA.

Nothing a lot to say lah, really. Is someone wanna going shopping? SERIEUSEMENT.

And by the way, the ACTIVITES OF NPCC WASTE MY TIME OF ROTTEN VACATION. JUST TO KISS LAH --.

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HAHAHAHHAHA. THIS SHIT IS FUN! =D
HAHAHAHHAHA. CETTE MERDE EST AMUSANT ! = D
HAHAHAHHAHA. THIS FUCK IS FUNNY! = D

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

2009-10-27T21:37:00.002+08:00

ahh, inter-class soccer tomorrow.

it's gonna be a true challenge of SKILL. =D
but chill ah guys, just a competition.
this ain't a champions league, so HAVE FUN.

but play serious la. =D

for the girls though...
well, i'm nt sure also.
CHILL AH GIRLS.

lol, anyway, wht happened today?
I GOT FUCKING STUCK UP IN SCH FROM 8 TO 4.
like wtf man.

so after tht, rushed home to get my stuff, then meet most of the 2e6 boys at limbang park for soccer training.

TRAINING KRISADA FOR KEEPER ^^

but lol, surprised tht krisada phone lost, so the police came.
a little scary -.-

after tht, we all play street soccer for a while, before i tried out my PREDITO xD
hell yeah baby, tht shit works out well.
WATCH ME COME BABY. =D

lol, whtever -.-

2009-10-24T17:49:00.002+08:00

LAWLLLLLLLLLL.

inter-class soccer competition coming up, and i didn't have a damn pair of boots.
so, u noe lah, papa force me to buy a pair.

and ended up, bought the Adidas Predito.
SEXY BODOH! =D

lol, will post pictures when i want to take the pics -.-

nt gonna say much about my exam results, because they sucked.
toodles.

2009-10-22T23:19:00.002+08:00

ah well, changed blogskin.

what u expect me to do when my background says "SOME DICKHEAD'S ACCOUNT HAS BEEN INACTIVE FOR 1000000 YEARS."

-.-

enjoy.

2009-10-21T22:44:00.002+08:00

SCREW MY GODDAMN LIFE!

hot damn baby -.-

ah well, got back most of my results today, which is Maths, english, literature, history and geography.

p.s. all this is in percentage.

Maths - 85% (this one was ownage.)
English - 68% (holy fuck?)
Literature - 54% (wah cheebye.)
Geography - 66% (sank like a stone in a goddamn ocean.)
History - 70% (now tht was a nice improvement.)

now i jus gotta step up to my father, because he's gonna get real pissed.

soccer like it's crazy.

2009-10-15T22:14:00.007+08:00

do you know wht happens when soccer players play with a bad mood?

they can work some magic with them feet.

ah well, discovered that personally today. ^^

anyway, EOY over. FINALLY -.-
now can slack like $$.
but i have no idea wht to do.

can't be playing football all the time, except why not?
rugby, otherwise? =X

i still wanna learn boxing or muay thai. FUN. =D
otherwise, grappling. TYCO! =D

ahh gawdammit, sometimes after exams can be so damn boring.
no goddamned idea wht to do.
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today ahh...

maths paper was incredibly... easy.
maybe for 1 or 2 questions cannot do, but other than tht, STEADY STEADY BOM PIPI.

after tht, all my class boys (except jasper, ze zhou and ee tang) go play street soccer.
have to say i sucked at first.

until i suddenly bad mood, for no reason.
then suddenly, my team tht was supposedly noob wasn't noob at all.
eh, in case you didn't know, BRYAN MAKES A DAMNED GOOD DEFENDER.

anyway, play for one hour straight in the goddamned hot sun.
after tht, we go watch the classical 2e5 vs 2e9.

ISKANDAR SCORE THE WINNING GOAL!
ZHENG YUAN GOES "OFFSIDE OFFSIDE"!

HAHAHAA.

ah whtever, toodles ah. =D

HOT DAMN!

2009-10-04T11:26:00.001+08:00

p.s. all pics were edited.
selamat hari raya, mohon maaf lahir dan batin! xD

u beautiful girl.

2009-09-25T23:22:00.005+08:00

It's that special thing of you that gets my attention everytime.
It's that special thing of you that makes me smile everytime.
It's that special thing of you that gets me addicted to you.
It's that special thing of you that makes me dream of you.

hehe. but i'm serious.

i think i'm falling for you. either it's because you're actualli quite smart, you're a fun person, you're caring, or just too goddamn cute.

or maybe all the above.

i like you. and i'm not kidding.

memories.

2009-09-13T00:28:00.003+08:00

ah well, been 10+ years since i attended the school that came BEFORE kindergar(t or d?)en. nt sure wht u called it, but it was some kind of religious school. kinderbueno?

kinderbueno -> kindergarten -> primary school -> secondary school

HAHA. lol, lame -.-

anyway, i had one fond memory of those days. probably one of the best i had.

during those days, i was a wuss. yeah, a real wuss. i can't believe why either ^^

anyway, i remember during those days, there was this particular group of girls, can't remember who. they were ur modern bullies.

hw did they bully me? definitely nt beating me up.
example, i usually sit at the back seat of the bus.
i use a bus to go to tht sch during tht time, anyway -.-

anyway, i remember usually on the bus trips home, i sit at the back xD

but when it reached my home, and i was walking off the bus, those girls would raise their smelly-ass legs to so-called BLOCK me.

HELL YEAH. BLOCK MY GODDAMN ASS FROM LEAVING.

but.

there was this girl, can't remember her name.
she was like, one of my best friends during tht time?
am i right to say she was my only friend during tht time? maybe -.-

anyway, back to the story.
she was like, my bodyguard.
hell yeah, since i was a WUSS to speak up. -.-
she always got me out of those situations, somehow.

HEHE. ^^

but to hell with those bullies.
and to heaven with tht friend i can't remember who.

IF i could remember who she was, i can't imagine wht i would do.
she was like, MY DARNED GOOD FRIEND?
during tht time, lah. -.-
realli nid to tell her thank you.

in fact ah, i could have sworn i remembered tht gf-bf thing going on between us. WOOT? -.-
minus the holding hands lah. i was still a small kid + WUSS.

ah well, memories.

can't believe why this issue suddenly cropped up in my head.

can't believe why out of the hundreds of days i spent there, this is the only particular one i remember.

HEHE.

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ah well, another one came up in my head.

about 8 years ago?

i remember this particular day, i went to malaysia together with family, cousins and grandparents for holiday. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! =D

then ah, gt this one afternoon, ALL OF US went swimming. yeah, u heard me, ALL OF US.
tht was a goddamned big pool, by the way. ^^

then, as usual, WHACK ONLY!
kiddies (including me) splash water here and there with our floats on, adults doing dunno wht -.-
then...

my cousin's father ask his son (my cousin -.-) to try lie down on the water.
ah well.

then, he asked ME to try it out.

i was DAMN hesitant.

but after so much pushing, i decided to try it out anyway.
and tht turned out to be one of the stupidest mistakes of my life.

i tried it out.

and then, for some reason, things went wrong.
from trying to lie down horizontally, my entire head dunked into the water.
and then, complete blackness. -.-

and then, i woke up lying down like a bitch on the nearby bench.
my mother wasn't swimming, so she was beside me on the bench.

so i woke up.
stood up.
didn't get into the pool.
yeah, u heard me.

from tht day on, while i was still a kiddie, i didn't dare to get into any pool of sorts, cos tht memory haunted me for as long as i could remember.

nw, times are different.
I WANT A POOL IN MY HOUSE. -.-

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ah well, memories.

anymore comin' up to my head?

I NEED MOREEEEEEEEEEEEE.

hehe.
toodles. ^^

cuttin' slack. like it's crazy.

2009-08-31T23:27:00.002+08:00

u could've given me a fucking set of assessment books and forced me to complete tht shit.
i could've guaranteed u, i would nvr have touched tht shit.

ah well, life is a stuck-up for me.
so, wht's happened today?

Teachers Day?
go fuck urself.

first 6 periods = normal lessons.
i'm like fuck, why the hell are u wasting ur happy-day teaching?
ah well, fuck tht.

then after those 6 periods, SCs play video.
LOL. VIDEO NT WORKING.
HW FUCKING UNLUCKY.

then, they gt a jigsaw puzzle game.
OUR PIECES SO FUCKING SMALL, ALOT PIECES MISSING.

lol, fuck all lah.

then after tht, toast session.
HAHA. ALL EAT AND THEN MUSLIMS FASTING MUS STARE. FUCK LAH.

dun care lol.
after tht, go home, quickly change, then go for YTPS homecoming.
BRYANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN =D

but lol, boring over there.
main highlights:

- MARC! LOL, we both keep sharing memories, jus KEPT LAUGHING OUR FLABBY ASSES OFF! hehe. i love this =D

- me, weiyi and shihui talk with ms. ng near the end of the homecoming. LOOLLOLOOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL, we jus keep talking crap LOL. but seriously FUN. =D

hehe. memories =)

ah well.
boobles. =D

2009-08-10T17:04:00.002+08:00

Hey lil mamma like really, really is that him
I done seen you before what you got on them big rims
Enter that cash flow, I'm like baby you dont trip

So shawty say hand over your signature right here
Like adjust the dotted line and I suppose to sign
How she at it, a fanatic and I think it's goin down
She so star struck, the gal all stuck
I should have had an overdose too many Starbucks

Ain't never seen a balla, paper that stack taller
Notice who let the top back on the Chevy impala
Hummers and all that fully loaded with two spoilers
What did you call that when you showed up with two dollars

But that's another chapter, son of a bachelor
All on me, just spotted a baby actor
Complete swagga, they go the dagga
Got what she wants, shawty happily ever after.

Fuck the honour.

2009-08-10T02:43:00.002+08:00

lol, i fucking hate my dad.
i can't believe why either.

1. "Look smart. Messy hair isn't nice lah."

here's the thing: i FUCKING hate looking smart.
combed hair, wearing shirts properly, TUCKED IN.

eh fuck ur crap fashion style lah.
u living in the 21st century.

and yet, ur filthy mind is 120000000 million centuries back.

2. "Study. Playing computer is a waste of time. Don't get distracted."

FUCK U.
dun force me to study.

i realise something: ur promises of letting us play computer after studying is bullshit.
ur even fucking forcing me to study on my birthday, holidays, particularly everyday u ask me to.
even DIRECTLY AFTER A FUCKING EXAM.

and fuck ur distraction.
u keep telling me to not get distracted?
as long as ur there, ur a fucking big distraction.

3. "I need to coach you on making a speech and interview. Stop what you're doing and come here."

ur coaching is the worst coaching i've probably had.
why?

- u piss me off at the wrong time.
- u fucking overcoach. u coach me 20 unneccessary questions for an interview tht had 3.
- u keep telling me to stop mumbling. i hope ur hearing this, u deaf son of a bitch. I AIN'T FUCKING MUMBLING, CHANGE UR FUCKING EARS IF U THINK I AM.
- asking for a practice run? lemme tell u this. the atmosphere when i'm doing the real thing and when i'm doing it in front of ur ugly face is different. so i can do it. jus nt now. and seriously, u suck.

4. "Call your grandparents and thank them for the food."

this pisses me off.
i love my grandparents. i love them so fucking much. but thing is, calling them to thank them for EVERYTHING has jus lowered my love for them. from the bottom of my heart, i will call them. but dun fucking force me.

5. "Help me do this work for me."

ah fuck u.
ur work is always last minute shit.
tht's why u need the whole family's fucking help jus to satisfy ur 'nt-wasting-time' cravings.
and worst, u jus aren't fucking productive enuf at microsoft office.
i mean, anything u dunno, i'm the first victim.

i'm nt saying i dun wan to help, but ur too stupid.
this dunno, tht oso dunno.
SOMETHING SIMPLE OSO DUNNO.

wah cheebai.
go take some fucking classes to get ur mind going lah.

6. "Don't waste your time outside."

no, u asshole.
fuck u.

i've nvr had a genuine moment of wasting time outside.
u've nvr let me go out to enjoy time wif my friends.
always saying tht i should stay home and study?

how fucking strict are u?
loosen up, bitch.

7. "I wish my parents were more strict on me."

bullshit.
u would've fucking killed them if they were.

trust me, the only reason u say tht is because u've already been thru the pains of childhood.
tht's why u can say ANYTHING U WAN ABT UR FUCKING CHILDHOOD.
cos it ain't gonna happen anyway.
u can say, "i wish i was a whore in childhood."
u ain't gonna be a fucking whore.

and realli, if they were more strict on u, then my life under u would be hell.
and trust me.

if they were more strict on u,
u'd be more strict on me,
and that means u would've been dead by now.

8. "See your bad grades? This is because you didn't study enough. You're not reading enough."

fuck u.
ur the father.
u can say anything u wan, eh?
well, fuck u.

if u were me, i think u would noe the pain of being wrongly accused.
u would noe the pain of being fucked up, being given reasons for bad grades.

and trust me, if ur looking to motivate me, then ur a fucking failure.
stop ur long lectures on ur good grades, i'm not motivated the least bit.
so go fuck urself.

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i thought thru all the shit he said to me, i dun feel like going on.
honestly dad, u suck.

the least u could do is to say sorry for all the shit u've said to me in the past.
u've made me feel like a fucking bitch.
and u've made me a fucking bitch.

i feel like an asshole everytime i'm wif u.
ur jus too old-fashioned.

and ur forcing me to be jus like u.

if u could jus say sorry, tht would mean alot to us all.
but yeah, guess u've nvr learnt the word 'sorry'.

say sorry to urself for being so stupid.
oh yeah, u've nvr learnt it.

2009-07-17T22:26:00.002+08:00

lol, hello ah. =)

going for canada at the end of this month for competition, like what the hell man.
this one's gonna be big.
so it's all pressure for me =O

somemore, sports fiesta is not confirmed on 8th august.
if confirm on 8 aug, then i gone case.
cos i cannot go for it.

i come back on 5th aug, in the morning.
then from there, wah cheeeeeeeeeeeebye.
maybe mus quarantine 1 week.

FUCK U LAH. =O

but lol.
i try my best not to miss the sports fiesta.

IT'S 2e6 VS OTHER CLASSES IN A CLASSIC MAN'S GAME OF SOCCER.
U NOE I CAN'T MISS THAT SHIT.
I'M ON MIDFIELD MAÉSTRO, U CAN KISS MY ROUND ASS.
hehe.

gahh, whatever lol.
life sucks.
and it always will.

=)

2009-07-05T22:35:00.002+08:00

LOL!
my birthday today, as usual lol, nothing special.

the usual rants of my father asking me to study.
the treasured birthday wishes i get from my friends.
the boring birthday song.

if only i could play some soccer today, tht would be one heck of a blast.
but dang my father, only thing on his mind for me is study.
screw him ^_^

aite, whatever.
peace out =)

2009-07-03T21:18:00.006+08:00

life get's shittier by the day, eh?

more homework, more projects.
english and literature teacher change to ms. tan.
actualli ah, she nt bad u noe? =)
nyehehehehehe.

somemore, homework and projects piling up.
school fucking sucks.
to hell with it, baby.

and lol, let's get back to today.
nothing interesting in school.
as usual, all fucked up.

then go home, follow papa go friday prayers.
as usual.
i mean really, am i still a kid?
why do i still have to follow tht bastard?

ah, screw tht.

then about 4, mamy call me, ask me meet her at sch.
nyehehehehhe.

run to sch, she gave me my birthday present.
a football!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH.
thx a hell load.
luv u mamy and papa. =)

but lol, i nidda start playing arnd wif it.
what's a football without the foot, eh? =)

aite babes.
toodles.

fuck u dad.

2009-06-18T18:27:00.004+08:00

wow.
seriously, i think my father is a real fuck-up.

he dared to call my mother 'puki'.
the worst part?
"i dun wan to see ur fucking face."

i mean, come on, u dickhead.
u married my mother for a fucking reason, and this is the bullshit u show to her?

and realli, fuck u.
father's day is on saturday.
but with all tht bullshit ur showing to my family,
why the fuck should i show u love?

and come on, think abt it.

this family's nvr been abt love, has it?
u noe why we follow ur orders?

cause we're scared of u.
because u are like the scariest bitch in the house.

my mother is one brave soul.
she had the guts to fucking step up to u.
hell yeah, u called her all tht fucked up bullshit, but she stood up to u.

and realli?
tht was one of the bravest things i've seen.
stepping up to a fuckface like u, takes a hellload of guts.

i mean, we dun love u.
trust me, I DUN LOVE U.

u showed my family bullshit.
bullshit all the way.

so fuck u for tht.
and dun give me tht bullshit of "i wish my parents were more strict on me last time"
tht is a fucked up lie.

if u thot i was ur filial son, think again.
i just followed ur fucking orders.
one day, if u realli screw up my family, i'm gonna fucking speak up.
cause this papashit is going nowhere.

u nvr said one word to all of us.
sorry.
u've nvr said it.
u screw all of us, and then act like nth happened.
yeah, tht's rite, u unromantic asshole, say a fucking sorry to my mother.
bet u nvr will.

u heard me rite, u dogshit.
i hate u, dad.

realli.

2009-06-11T16:43:00.002+08:00

Real Name: Mohamad Rizuan bin Mazlan

Nickname: rizzy, PORNMAN.

Male Or Female: gay =P

Primary School: Yew Tee Primary

Secondary School: Unity Secondary School

JC/Poly: PORNMAN ACADEMY.

Hair Color: black + one strand of white =)

Hair Long or Short: SHORTIE.

Loud Or Quiet: depends ^_^

Swear or Jeans : lol?

Phone Or Camera: a fucking camera phone?

HealthFreak: hell no.

Piercing : PIERCE UR MOTHER LAH.

Been In Airplane: wooooot yeapp.

Been in R/S: fuck u?

Been In Car Accident: nope, thank god.

Been in A Fist Fight: nah, but i wan to. =)

First Piercing: down there HAHAHHAAA!

First BestFriend: Marc =)

First Award: no idea ^_^

First Crush : yeah, primary 3.

First Vacation: SINGAPOREEE.

Last Person I Talk: my com =)

Last Person I Text: zheng an PONYO =)

Last Person(S) You Watch Movie With: family =)

Last Food You Ate: rice?

Last Movie You Watch: Terminator Salvation

Last Song Listen To: dunno ^_^

Last Thing You Bought: condoms HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Last Person You Hugged: no idea.

Favourite Food: KFC CHICKEN. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Favourite Drinks: green tea? =)

Favourite Clothing: dark clothing. TEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE.

Favourite Book: dan brown. =)

Song: dunno. =)

Flowers: ATCHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Colour: black and blood red and white. =)

Movie: wth u talking abt?

Phrase: fight for it.

Subject: Science and p.e.

Kissed In Snow: FUCK U.

Celebrate Halloween: BOO.

Have You Been Broken: lol?

In yr CellPhone: in yr cellphone lei?

Someone Question yr sexual orientation: nah. i do the questioning.

Came Out a Closet: FUCK U.

Gotten Pregnant: HELL YEAH. when i'm full ^_^

Got an Abortion: YEAH. lost 2934792834 litres of blood ^_^

Done Sumthing You Regret: hell yeah.

Broke A Promise: lol, yeah.

Hide Secrets: of course ah.

Pretending to Be happy: yeah.

Meet Someone Who Change You: hell yeah.

Pretend To Be Sick: no. they find a way to cheat my ass.

Left The Country: why the fuck am i doing this ^_^

Try Smth that you would never do: hell yeah.

Cried over a small thing: NO. PORNMAN IS STRONGER THAN THT.

Ran A Mile: walked a mile.

When to A Beach With Best Friend: nope.

Eating: you.

Drinking: cum.

Im Abt A Ton: huh?

Listening to: russell peters.

Plans For Tmr: SLACK!

Waiting For: her.

Kids: 93487598435.

Want To Get Married: TEEEHEEEHEEEEE.

Career In Mind: surgeon.

Your Lips Or Eyes : u wan die ah?

Shorter or Taller: lol?

Romantic or Spontaneous: lol. =)

Nice Stomach Or Arms: FUCK U LAH.

Sensitive or Loud: =)

Hook Up OR R/S : $$

Trouble Maker: maybe.

Ran From Home: thinking of it.

Broken SomeOne's Heart: maybe.

You Believe in Miracle: maybe.

Believe in Love in First Sight: yeah.

Are You Happy with Your Life: YES. NO. maybe.

Tagged 10 person to do this:
GAHHHH, jus do if u wan =)

2009-06-08T20:31:00.002+08:00

LOL.

dang, my father set me a target. quite simple actualli.

get into Science Stream = iPod Touch 16gb/32gb

HOLY FUCK. I WANTED PSP.

who gives a fuck, IMA WORK HARD. I WAN MY REWARD REWARD REWARD =)

TEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE.

nyehehehehe, tmr going gym with farid SEXAYE and younger brother KISS MY BUTTOCK LOL.

we're gonna work off some flabs.
especially my younger bro =)

LOL.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

2009-06-04T18:27:00.002+08:00

LOL. dang this life of mine. =)

u noe something?
being a pornman rocks. I AIN'T SHITTING U, IT FUCKING DOES. KANINABE.

eh lol, i dun wanna post abt today.
too fucking lazy to. =)

fun fair this saturday.
I GOT A FUCKING SHITLOAD OF THINGS TO DO.

- man my class stall
- help out in photography of event WTF LOL.
- playing in street soccer tournament
- cope with my shit level of stamina

DANG.

wow. =)

2009-05-30T22:22:00.002+08:00

LOL, PORNMAN HAS ARRIVED, ALL RISE. :P

gahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgah.
wht a chilling day eh?

morning gt ptc duty (i dun wan stay home =P), so left home at 7.30 MAUT BODOH and reached my sexy quiet school. gt to class, nobody there ^_^ SO I JUS REMBAT THE SOFT CUSHY CUSHY BALL AH. :P

finally mrs. chua come LOL and get all things ready for the parents meeting LIKE HOLY MAMA LOL. so much for being chairman ^_^

anyway, my meeting yesterday was a BLOWJOB. THANKS TO MRS. CHUA, MY FATHER KNOWS HW MUCH I TALK IN CLASS. SPOILED THE FAMILY MOOD. FUCK U. LOL.

dang, dun give fucks anyway. but seriously, i nidda buck up. i'm trying to fly my spiky ass into double science, and there i am dreaming away. realli gotta get something working for me. lol.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK U. LOL.

nah, dun wanna talk abt the rest of the day.
just sucks, tht's all u nidda know. =)

2009-05-29T21:50:00.003+08:00

Write the names of 21 people you can think off the top of your head.
Then answer the questions:
1. Farid
2. Kuan Ying
3. Ravin
4. Bryan
5. Casmond
6. Wen Yan
7. Wei Yi
8. Koo Hui
9. Rachel
10. Sherry
11. Pearlyn
12. Shermaine
13. Rejab
14. Hafidz
15. Iskandar
16. Irfan
17. Nickson
18. Ee Tang
19. Kaishen
20. Lindy
21. Haikal

How did you get to meet 7? - Wei Yi
LOL. knew her since primary 5. SAME CLASS UNTIL NOW. LOL.

What would you do if you and 15 never met? - Iskandar THE NASI KANDAR.
if nvr met, i gt no sex target LOL.

What would you do if 1 and 21 date? - Farid & Haikal
WOOT. U WAN GAY SEX AH. oso can :P

Have you ever seen 17 cry? - Nickson
like he's always crying :P

Would 4 and 16 be a good couple? - Bryan & Irfan
ROCK ON PEOPLE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Do you think 11 is attractive? - Pearlyn
wait until u see her. NOT BAD AHHH. :P

What's 2's favourite colour? - Kuan Ying
LOL. dunno :P

When was the last time you talked to 9? - Rachel
just now? :P

What language does 8 speak?- Koo Hui
KOOHUI-NESE. :P

Who is 13 going out with?- Rejab
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

What grade is 12 in? - Shermaine
what grade? :P

Would you ever date with 17? - Nickson
WHY NOT? :P

Where does 18 live? - Ee Tang
GEYLANG. :P

What's the best thing about 3? - Ravin
HE'S SMALL. perfect mannnnnn :P

What would you want to tell 10 now? - Sherry
hi? =)

Whats the best thing about 20?- Lindy
very very fun to play with. HAHAHAHAHAHA. :P

Have you ever kissed 5? - Casmond
"CASMOND. I LOVE YOU. *KISS KISS*" HAHAHAHAHAHA.

What was the best memory you have with 21? - Haikal
our rivalries turn into friendships? =)

When's the last time you're saw 6? - Wen Yan
just now. =)

How is 14 and 12 different? - Hafidz & Shermaine
hafidz is SEX GENERAL whereas shermaine is DUNNO WHAT LEI. :P

Is 19 pretty? - Kaishen
SEXY MAUTTTTTTTTTTTTT. :P

What was the first impression of 11? - Pearlyn
short? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. :P

How did you meet 20? - Lindy
after slapping her. :P

Is 1 your best friend? - Farid
YOU ASK THE PORNMAN A QUESTION OF WHETHER THE SEXGOD IS THE PORNMAN'S BEST FRIEND? maybe ^_^

Do you hate 12?- Shermaine
NAHHHHHH. very fun lei :P

Have you seen 18 on the last month? - Ee Tang
yeah, in gaylung. HAHAHHAHAHAHA.

When was the last time you said 16? - Irfan
when i think of pornguards. :P

Have you been to 5's house?- Casmond
NOPE. i wish. =)

When's the next time you gonnna see 10?- Sherry
tomorrow? HEHEHEHEE. :P

Are you close to 13? - Rejab
nt realli. =)

Have you ever been to a movie with 4 before? - Bryan
NOPE. THT SEXY GUY. HEHEHEHHEHE. =)

Have you ever gotten into trouble with 8? - Koo Hui
yeapp. we're over that =)

Would you give 19 a hug? - Kaishen
HELL YEAH. A TIGHT ONE TO SQUEEZE THE FATS OUT :P

When have you lied to 3? - Ravin
maybe? :P

Is 16 good with socializing? - Irfan
MAYBE. TEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE.

Do you know secrets about 9? - Rachel
nt realli. =(

Whats the best thing about your friendship with 9? - Rachel
the FUN times? :P

Whats the worst thing about 6? - Wen Yan
nothing? =)

Have you ever had a crush on 12? - Shermaine
nah. SHORTY PANTS :P

Does 14 has a girlfriend or boyfriend? - Hafidz
RESPECT MY SEX GENERAL. LOL. maybe ^_^

Have you ever wanted to punch 1's face? - Farid
why punch when i can kiss? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. :P

Has 21 met your mother? - Haikal
NOPE. :)

How did you get to meet 15? - Iskandar
I WAS EATING NASI KANDAR WHEN SUDDENLY MY RICE TURNED INTO A HUMAN BEING. "hi i'm iskandar." LOL.

Did you ever physically hurt 3? - Ravin
YEAH. check his butt area. :P

Do you live close to 7? - Wei Yi
nope. dunno where she lives oso :P

What's 8's favourite food? - Koo Hui
WATER. HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. :P

What kind of car does 1 has? - Farid
THE SEXGOD COMMANDS ALL VEHICLES. HAHHAHAHAHA.

Have you travelled anywhere with 9 before? - Rachel
nope. =(

If you give 14 $100 , what will he/she spend it on? - Hafidz
SEX RECRUITS? :P

2009-05-25T20:52:00.003+08:00

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

2009-05-16T23:42:00.002+08:00

haha, wht a boring SHIT.

woke up, eat breakfast, get ready, go tuition.
SAME THING EVERY SATURDAY LAH JIBONG. LOL.

then go back home, eat lunch.
WTF, SAMBAL CHICKEN KILLS!
BUT TASTY LOL.

then lol, met farid at his place, then go yew tee meet kuan ying and bryan.
HEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

then go lot one.
first we go library, to fulfill our mission. HHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE.
LOOKING FOR HOTTIES, LIKE OMFG, SO MANY OF THEM, BOOBS SO BIG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
we even saw ashley, so busy reading book, so nvr see us. HEHEHEHHEHE.

then go courts.
THT WAS WHEN THE FUN BEGAN LOL.

then me and bryan walk arnd courts.
until we realised, KY AND FARID DOG NT THERE.

so we try despo search in courts.
then KY call, "clue, a place which has water but is nt wet"
i thot toilet LOL.

then they call again, say they at bata.
LOL.

we go there, they nt there.
HEHE.

then they give clue again
"at a place gt toys for kids"

HEHE.
so went to kiddy's palace, saw them there.
then they try run again.

but caught up wif them, HEHEHEHE.
so lol, then we go buy the rations.

like fuck?
$34?
HEHE.

then after tht, sort out who bring wht home.
hehe.

after tht, walk arnd lot one for a while, then go our separate ways.
me and farid take bus go home lol.

nice aircon and seats, u dogs. :P

then from there, go yew tee point ntuc buy curry chicken for the rations. HEHE.
then go our separate ways.

sheesh.
life sucks.

but with the great friends i have, i gt a gd reason to keep going on. =)
WOOF WOOF.

2009-05-14T22:26:00.002+08:00

HAHEHIHOHU.

lol, dun u jus hate life. =)

let's see, this morning.

woke up at abt 10+, thx to a phone call from Zhen Yi.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

then woke up, dunno do what, read newspapers (jus to cover up my education-hungry ass), then after settling some shits, PLAY COM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

lol, i oso call farid, ask him go check price of CIP stuffs.

FINE, skip to tht part.

went below his block first.
met him there.
then forgot something.
so we go back to my place. :P

then finally, reach yew tee LIKE OMFG.
nah, we go buy some drinks first LOL.

then go yew tee point ntuc, check the pornprice HAHAHAHAHAH.

EH WTF, arnd $35.
LOL?

so fuck anyway, after tht we go my place AGAIN HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE.
to check out my porn-rigged game.

i'm a master of tht shit, u noe. :P

then lol, after a while, follow him walk to his home. HEHEHEHEH.
end up he take the longer way to his home.

like WTF man, they ain't gonna gangbang u.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

lol, end of the fun things.

toodles, dogs. =)

2009-05-13T22:11:00.002+08:00

WAH MAN, LUCKY EXAM FINISH AHH.

but i can't say i did tht well, even though i haven't got back my exam results. LOL.

i'll jus have to hope for the best.

anyway, today nth much.
nt much of a happy day for exam end anyway.

ah whatever, gotta go.

still nidda find out how to rig some shit into gmod 9. OMFG.

2009-05-10T23:59:00.002+08:00

lol, what a day, eh?

first, my dad rudely shouted at me, like FUCK YOU CHEEBYE.

then, i went for dinner at cck park.
we waited for 1h 40 min before the fucking food came.
dun go there, by the way.
cos service sucks.

then i found out, arsenal lost to chelsea 1-4.
WTF, K. TOURE OWN GOAL.

FUCK YOU LAH.

eh lol, tht's all
nites u dogs. =)

2009-05-08T19:57:00.001+08:00

heya dogs :P

anyway, jus to say, i just made a new blog, to download stuff HAHAHAHAHA.
check my links.

p.s. only special ppl can come in.
if u wan access, ask lorrhh :P

2009-05-08T19:50:00.002+08:00

lol, life is full of crap.

todae had literature paper.
i swear, i SUCK in literature big time.

after taking lit paper, went to yew tee point wif the dog crew :P
but left early, nth to do mannnnn.

and LOL, finally, the Mas Selamat gangbanger has been found!!!
AHHAHHAHHA, tht dickhead. :P

and by the way, i think my dad's lame.
like tht joke he told me.

"the police caught mas selamat, but forgot his gd friend, mazlan"

mazlan is my father's name, anyway :P

LAME LAH HEEEEE.

2009-05-05T22:44:00.003+08:00

HAHAHHHAHAHA, wassup my sexy dogs LOOOOOOOOL. :P

dang, todae was geo paper.
I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING SWEAR there was nt enuf time, like LOL, where got ppl do geo paper in 1.5h?

NO FUCKING WAY LAH.

then after tht, try to find Mdm K.
where are you, mdm K...? :P

well, nvr found her anyways. LOL.

so after tht, jus walk home lor.

today was fucking boring, anyways since farid DA SEXY DOG WITH BEAUTIFUL BABIES HOLY MAMA didn't come, no other dog to bark at.

DANG DOGS, WHO KEPT THE DOGS IN.

lol, end of the day.

p.s. ARSENAL GUNNERS TAKE ON MAN UNITED NO BALLS AT EMIRATES STADIUM, BETTER THAN VERY OLD TRAFFORD, WHEREBY ARSENAL WILL KICK MAN UNITED IN THE BALLS. OMFG, I FORGOT, MAN UNITED GOT NO BALLS. LOL.

2009-04-30T22:09:00.002+08:00

and DAMN, today marks the beginning of the gli esami di anno medi a.k.a mid-year exams. =)

DAMN, italian rocks. =)

anyway, today go sch as usual.

then i reach sch, i found out something.

oh il mio cheebye di dio maledetto oh il mio dio fotte fotte fotte fotte fotte

a.k.a OMFGCheebyeOMG F-F-F-F-F.

i nvr bring thermometer, like wtf la.
having temperature exercise!
if i dun have thermometer, then the discipline master gonna get down on it wif me, like WTF.

then hehe, have to dig out $3.20 from my wallet, just for a fucking thermometer?
damn you. :P

then lucky ah, gt enuf time to buy.
then go back studying.

until pearlyn oso wan buy.
THEN LOL, I BUY LOR. HHAHAHAHHAHA. :p

then after take heatness of body, go hall for exams.
DANGGGGGG.

today was mama tongue paper 1 and 2.
LOL?

so, first paper 1.
actualli ah, have to admit, the compo questions nt tht hard, even though my malay can go suck cock.

but no over-confidence. =)

eh damn it, while doing the paper, damn cold.
got the Big Ass Fan (and dang, it is big.) over our heads, plus early morning rain, it was SERIOUSLY COLD.

why the hell can't i have that in my sleep?
WOOF WOOF.

then lol, paper 1 finish, all go break.
like wad man, wif sec 1,2,3,4 all there, OVER-CROWDING AHHHHHHHHHH.

so didn't eat.
jus walk arnd wif farid DOG, hafidz, siddiq.
HEHE.
enjoy the cold air mann. :P

then go back hall for paper 2.
lol, was a bit worried.

but when doing the paper, actualli nt that hard lei.
but again, nt being over-confident.

after paper 2, i and farid wait for ravin and ky at canteen.
they taking higher language mah. :P

then after they come down, we slack in sch for a while.
walk here and there.

FUKKY.

then finally left sch, they going limbang play bola.
FUCK MAN, wanted to go, but u think my father allow meh?
nah. =(

then in the end, separate ways wif them.
fuck lah, wanted to ber-bola wif them. =(

lol, then go home lor.
dun wanna elaborate.

LOL, italian is da bomb.
LOL, italiano è la bomba.

2009-04-30T21:42:00.003+08:00

La ragazza, lei è l'un voglio.
In qualche modo, lei è l'un.

Non so perché è venuto.
È giusto che l'amo.

Spero che posso amarla presto.

here's to say, i like you.

p.s. ask me for translation, or go search urself.
hint: this is in Italian. HAHA.

2009-04-25T22:46:00.002+08:00

and LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, kisses to ma people. :P

lol anyway, today sibei like wad man. :P

morning first, gt tuition.
LOL, my tuition is like more fun, nw tht the ppl noe me more.
compare tht to 4+ weeks ago, when i nvr talked to anyone in my tuition.
nw ah, even gt girl touch me =P

anyways, after tuition, go home, eat lunch quickly.
get readi for my competition.
HAHA. :P

it's a computer competition anyway.
got 941 over 1000? :P

but forget that.
then went orchard rd.
wanted to buy mom's stuff.
until i found a Royal Sporting House hiding in the corner of a shopping mall.
then i check out the shop, found street soccer F5 shoe.

MY ADDICTION HAS ARISEN. HAHA.

but end up, my family suggest go queensway buy soccer shoe.
i thot okay la, over there cheaper oso. :P

but wtf sia, i go there, MY FAV DESIGN DUN HAVE.
LIKE WTF. CHEEBYE-BYE.

then end up have to find Nike street soccer shoes.
end up, got Nike Contato FS.
like damn, if adidas dun have my size, at least Nike Tiempo mus have lorhs.

but nvm.
they still quite nice. :)

lazy to upload pics larhs.
if i got balls nxt time i go upload. HAHA. :P

then lol, end of story.
=)

p.s. girl, i like you.

2009-04-24T21:32:00.004+08:00

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, todae nth much actualli larh.
nt sure why i write this post oso. LOL. :P

but anyway, jus one thing.
today's pe lesson was FUN.

first, me and cas go take pe equipment.
LIKE LOL, 2 footballs, 2 volleyballs, 1 rugby ball(YEAH), dunno hw many badminton racquets and that's it. :)

some boys (no balls) go play badminton. LIKE WHAT LOL.
the other boys play FOOTBALL. THAT'S THE WAY, DOGS. =)

lol, while me and farid wait, we go kick rugby wall.
RAM THE BALL LAH. =P

surprised lol, lindy and ying cui actualli got guts to play football.
it can be a painful sport, u noe. =)

aiyah, gt some new learning experiences todae, that's how to have fun with BALLS.
and somemore, why some of the other boys go play badminton SIA.
if nt we all can play touch rugby or something.

TOUCH RUGBY MORE FUN THAN BADMINTON LAH, BADMINTON FOR NO-BALLS PEOPLE.

eh seriously man, no joke.

2009-04-17T22:19:00.002+08:00

YO. =)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, these few days full of fun and bullshit =)

start with yesterday.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, napfa test day.
was like damn, haven't been working on my fitness.
was thinking "SIBEH JIALAT." =)

aiyah, but before all that.
before napfa test, go straight soccer court and play BOLA. =)
lol, things were ok, until sec4s joined.
was like WTH, u not from 2e6. =)

then halfway, pravin go sub with me.
damn.

then watch for a while, until boring sey, go slack here and there.
go parade square, met ridhwan and his friends? =)
first, we play pass-pass with my ball.

UNTIL the rugby ball came.
LOL, then they invite me play touch rugby.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

at first dunno how play lol.
but after a while, gt the hang of it.
HEHE.

but the shitty part?
get to play onli 10 mins.
DAMN. =(

but hopefully,
get another chance nxt time. =)

then napfa test. xD

aiyah, cannot remember wad happened. =)

lol, dun wan to talk abt the rest of the day.
but it was gd enuf. =)

TODAY

LOL, 2.4km run.
counted in napfa test. DAMNNNNNNNNN. =)

lol, partnered with daniel.
HEHE, pornman ambassador. :P

so, 2e6 run first.
my timing - 11.49.

DARN, could have done better.
i think that counts as a B? xD

then my turn to time daniel. =)
2na2 run time =)

his timing - 9.49 (arnd there)
like WTF?

pornman lost to ambassador.
=(

HEHE, nvmd.
as long as i get gd pass. =)

then lol, end of the fun.
after that, school as usual. =(

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
end of the fun things.
i'm telling u, my life can rock/suck.
)=)(=(

2009-04-06T22:23:00.002+08:00

p.s. to this guy.

seriously, i have no idea why u're alive.
i have no idea why there were this 2 people who got together to produce you.

because for some reason, it's destroyed my life.
yeah, you're an 'it'.

u realise the kind of bastard u are?
nah, obviously u don't.

especially when u spend literally all ur time with girls.
sometimes i thought u were gay.

u jus can't keep ur cock-mouth shut.
it's always open, u noe?

u make a comment on everything.
and oh my god, why can't u jus shut up on others?
is it a habit for u to terrorize everybody in school with ur words everytime we do something wrong?

oh yeah, i forgot.
it was.

sometimes i wish u were dead.
in fact, i think billions of people would want u dead rite now.

u can go kiss my ass.

2009-04-04T21:56:00.006+08:00

lollllllllllllllllllll, two things yesterday and today,
let's start with yesterday. =P

yesterday
lollllll, it was cross-country day for the whole school. =P
woke up at 5.20am in the morning, prep myself.
then met kuan ying at CCK mrt station.
from there we go chinese gardens =)
then dunno lor, we got there, most of the other school nt there yet.
so we slack there first lor =P
then finally, the sch population start arriving.
then all have to sit in rows according to their classes.
LAME =P
lol, while we waiting for our turn, i jus joke abt horny stuff with delson, kenny, hafidz, iskandar(aka the nasi kandar =P), willie, kuan ying. LOLLLLLLLLL =P
then FINALLY, our turn to run for all sec2 boys.
i almost lost my motivation sitting down BODOHHHHHHHHHHH.
anyways, all kena warm-up first.
dunno why the ccac guy so fierce sia. =(
then all get ready.
ravin did the intro eh? =P

then BLUEAUEAUEHAUHHAEU UEUAHUEHUAHE.
the horn HORNED!
all those in front dash like siao.
all those at back walk like old auntie.
middle? dun ask. =)
aiyah, nth much to say abt the run.
jus run-run-run.
I ALMOST DIE SIOL.
until finally reached the finish line.
I WAS IN 20-25 PLACE!!!
only top 20 get medal siol.

so dunno larh, reach the finish line, go get my two bottles of waterrrrrr, then go get ice-cream.
=)

dunno why so many girls wan try my ice cream sia.
but dun care. =P

then jus walk here and there.
until i sat down with warren.
he got the loudspeaker.
so...

we play arnd with it lor.
warren keep calling for the porn-man (me! =)). =P
kenny dunno wad, go talk crap =P
me? TALK COCK =D

then finally, they all present the medal.
i oso dun care. =P

then finally, they dismiss us.
i walk with kenny to the mrt station.
he use my phone all the way to the mrt station.
prince of persia freak sia u =P

then in the train.
WAHHHHHH, feeling air-con after 2.4km run felt good man. =P
lol, train all the way until yew tee.
then from there, end of anything interesting that day.

today
lolllllll, had a parenting talk in the morning.
had to follow my mom, cos my dad said so.
damn it sial.

then dunno wad lor, jus listen listen.
eh, the speaker quite pro actualli. =)

then from there, go straight to yew tee cc for tuition.
tried a new route =P

lol, tuition nth much.
i hate it anyway.

then from there, went home quickly.
get my dnt and maths stuff, then go lot one.
met up with kuanying and farid, we all do hw together.
THAT'S THE WAY, MY BROTHERS! =P

lol, we all eat first at kfc.
i had to belanja farid.
u owe me money, bitch. =P

then from there, go to library.
finding a place to sit, we found jasper.
he actualli studying.
he's pro. =P

then finally found a place.
we sat down.

three minutes later, we realised...
OMFG, we were surrounded by the opposite sex. =))))))))
i almost drool liao. =P

then halfway doing hw, had to but new notepad.

unity foolscap SUCKS!
so hard to tear.

then reach back.
found out they all use my fone prank call others.
FCUK. =P

then we finally got to work.
but sial.
so hard to do!! =(
somemore, gt so many girls arnd us.
hw nt to observe? =P
no wonder they call me the porn-man.

then, lol, end up do a bit of maths hw.
:P

LOLLLLLLLL, finally, we leave the library.
and we left that 8 days issue. =(

then we slow walk arnd.
kuan ying go buy gatsby moving rubber.
but his hair alreadi nice sia. T_T

then, sweet talk/walk home.
lol, weird thing, me and farid stay at yew tee, but ky stay at cck.
he still go follow us board the train.
SIAO EH =P

then lol, we jus sweet talk on the train.
until reach yew tee.

lol, but when we reach yew tee mrt, the train on the other side jus reach.
so ky alight the train then board that one.
... =P

so, when the train he board start moving off, i did my romance animation.
cool eh?
but train too fast sia. =P

but he's a gd friend. =)
then me and farid go buy food/drink/drugs/women. HAHA.
then from there, we talk about our own personal 'matters'.
HEHE.

until reach my block, then we go separate ways.
that was a serious fun day.
except for the morning part. =)

lol, that's all.
if u wanna noe more, ask me.
=P

2009-04-02T20:30:00.013+08:00

1. Full Name => HEHE.

2. Nicknames => i am THE pornman.

3. Birth place => there ->>>>>>>>

4. Hair color => which hair? =P

5. Natural hair style => WTF?

6. Eye Color => LOL? dunno.

7. Birthday => 32 March 95. =P

8. Favourite Country => Singapore lah. we veri pro man.

9. Favorite color => Blood red and black. =P

10. One place you'd like to visit => everywhere!

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:

1.Have you ever been in love? - oo yeah. =P

2. Do you believe in love at first sight? - Nah, jus means u suck. =P

3. Do you currently have a crush? - Now? yeah. =P

4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally? - Yeah, 4 times. =P

5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? - Nah, i think it's the opposite. =)

6. Have you ever had your heart broken? - Walao, i jus said b4.

7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? - yeah. in the end, u'll regret.

8. Are you afraid of commitment? - kinda? =#

9. Who was the last person you hugged? - you? =P

10. Who was the last person you said I love you to? - dunno, dun care. =P

TEN THIS OR THAT:

1. Love or lust? - Love lah. Lust lah.

2. Hard liquor or beer? - Hard beer?

3. Cats or dogs? - Cogs.

4. A few best friends or any regular friends? - WTF? the more the merrier.

5. Creamy or Crunchy? - Creamy if got no teeth.

6. Pencil or Pen? - Pen-cil.

7. Wild night out or romantic night in? - LOL, gd question.

8. Money or Happiness? - better to smile. =)

9. Night or day? - Afternoon.

10. IM or phone? - phone lahh, WTF lei.

TEN HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Been caught sneaking out? - depends from where.

2. Seen a polar bear? - nah. they live so damn far away.

3. Done something you regret? - lol, mus ask meh?

4. Bungee jumped? - nah.

5. Eaten food that fell on the floor? - of course... =P

6. Finished an entire jaw breaker? - WTH is a jaw-breaker?

7. Been caught naked? - by who? =P

8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back? - yeah.

9. Cried because you lost a pet? - my pet die so many times liao.

10. Wanted to disappear? - yeah.

TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER:

1. Smile or eyes? - how can one do without the other?

2. Light or dark hair? - as long as light isn't white.

3. Hugs or kisses? - DOUBLE TIME! =P

4. Shorter or taller? - shorter. if she's taller, i feel embarassed. =P

5. Intelligence or attraction? - intelligent to attract.

6. Topman or Zara? - lol?

7. Funny or serious? - both larh! =)

8. Older or Younger? - AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, dunno.

9. Outgoing or quiet? - outgoing lah. quiet for what? =P

10. Sweet or Bad? - wah, u veri de stupid sia.

TEN HAVE YOUS:

1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd? - yeah, once.

2. Ever talked on the phone for longer than an hour? - yeah! =P

3. Ever tried walking on your hands? - why do u think i have legs?

4. Ever been to a rock concert? - nope.

5. Ever been on a cheer leading team? - do i look like one? =P

6. Ever been on a dance team? - yeah, once.

7. Ever been on a sports team? - nope.

8. Ever been in a drama play/production? - yeah.

9. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley? - owned/pwned ALL.

10. Ever been in a rape video? - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

TEN LASTS:

1. Last phone call you made? - siao kuan ying. =P

2. Last person you hugged? - didn't u ask that jus now? =P

3. Last person you hung? - LOL?

4. Last time you worked? - lol, kena fired sia. =P

5.Last person you talked to? - the dude beside me <---------.

6. Last person you IM'd? - WTH is IM?

7. Last person you texted? - Z.A.C.K minus the C.

8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with? - family.

9. Last Person Who called you? - Kuan Ying =P

10. Last website visited? - Check my history.

HAHAHAHHAHAA. =P

2009-04-01T23:49:00.003+08:00

HAHA, fcuk u very much. =)
anyways, todae probably sucked.
no free time up my arse, spent my whole evening doing geo notes, like wtf?

AHH, things suck so much.
jus wished the ball would come to me. =)

things are the way they are.
i jus hope u knew who u were.
i'm finding the right one to call my girl.
have i found her?
maybe not.
not yet.

2009-03-29T01:09:00.003+08:00

i don't know why they hate me.
is it just because of what i do?

some call it sick.
some call it pervertic.
some call it socially unacceptable.

but fuck that.
i call those my ways.

that's how i live.
that's how i decide.
that's how i respond.

i ain't askin' u to follow me.

all i ask is that u just let me run wild.

we cool?

and that gives u two choices.
respect. disrespect.

you choose.

2009-03-21T01:15:00.001+08:00

lols, jus took an untrusted personality test, this is what it said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz =)

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:

You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

lol?

http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

go there and try =)

2009-03-19T20:01:00.007+08:00

lol, been one fucked up week =(

let's begin from the start.

- sat to monday -

lol, went to holiday with my family and lots of other singaporeans.

but it was bullshit.

lol, on that dae in very early morning, my dad saw my report card.

said he wasn't happie.

i was like WTF?

then left at 4.30 in the morning to go holidae.

but anyway, my dad still nt happie.

so he whole dae fed up wif me lor.

then had to take boat to tioman island.

lucky nvr got seasick.

i dun ever remember getting seasick...

anyways, after 2h+ trip, finally reached tioman island.

looked nice... =)

then we reach hotel room, i thot my father all ok ok wif me...

until he asked for the camera.

then WTF, wasn't wif us.

left it in the car at mersing!

FUCK.

then he scold us like dunno wad sia.

but that sucked.

then dunno wad lor, just pissed off for the rest of my day.

and i watched liverpool TRASH man u in the ASS 4-1.

hah, man u(s) deserve it.

by the way, i hate the hotel's toilet.

then next day, woke up as usual.

go breakfast.

then all go snorkelling/diving/floating out at sea/seawater tasting.

lol, water was VERY wavy, so many fucking waves siollll.

alot of ppl kena sai cos of sea sickness (did u noe hw much the boat sway? almost capsize lei!).

so some go back earlier.

my younger bro, mum and dad vomit liao.

but i didn't =)

so i enjoy my time at sea lol...

and by the way, seawater tastes like SHYTE.

got 5 gulps of it (accidental larh).

then came back, it was only 1pm.

like WTF?

i wanna go back home!!! =(

then at night, watched football.

ARSENAL v BLACKBURN

4 - 0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

ARSENAL ROCKS! =)

then last day, LUCKY.

first, all take boat go back to mersing, in the morning.

nice blue =)

sleep in the boat until reach mersing.

then from there, go some keropok shop.

zzzzz

then go jusco shopping centre from there.

first my family eat pizza hut, then all go walk here there...

didn't buy anything lol...

then after that, all go home...

crap holiday.

simply wasted time.

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then, day after i come back was class party.

tuesday ->

lol, class party day! YEAH!

finally get away from the home of my dad.

dad send me there, cos got a lot of stuff.

farid also followed me, yeah?

then finally reached there.

got some other guys and gals there also...

lololololololololl =P

then, jus enjoy our own free time lor...

i go swimming with farid and ee tang p.s. steaming...

then also played header with lynn's volleyball, until it went to the rooftop.

credits to me =)

then went to bryan's house to get ladder.

but then got some other guy take down the ball alreadi...

like wth, waste effort sioll...

but thanks doooood! =)

then went to start the bbq fire.

walao, damn hard sia, all inexperienced.

not enuf starters, nt enuf lighters...

but then gt some ppl still complain food not enuf...

like wth?

wasted sia!

then had to make a few trips to lot one jus to go ntuc and buy some extra things...

tiring siol...

then after that, all start cooking food...

thanks to y'all that help out at the pit yeahs?

realli appreciate it. =)

then after that, play some games...

but the truth or dare part, then that one i like!!!!

anyways, dun wanna talk more about it, but in all, a learning experience yeah? =)

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thursday - science in unity dvd filming

lol, actualli my time slot was from 2 to 3.

but since things at home are getting shittier, i jus stay the whole day, from 7.30 to 5.

nice rite? =)

lol, nothing much in the day sia...

we supposed to videocam experiments.

then this dvd supposed to sell to other schools...

lllololololololollolol. =)

add dunno wad to water, and that's what u get =)

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end of post =P

2009-02-22T23:39:00.002+08:00

well, it's been boring.
aite, let's jus talk abt today =)

lol, woke up at 11.33, i was like OMFG.
anyways, my whole family, we go causeway point, do alot of shit there =)
first, go eat, then i go cut my hair.
wow, i feel different nw. =)

then, went to search for some computer stuff.
my dad wanted to hook up my com to the tv.
but DANGS, they dun got the stuff we nid...
WAAAA. =)

then, go search for my brother bedsheet to put on his wooden bed, in ns camp.
SIALLL, hard to find, but we got it eventually. =)

then go the spectacle shop, went to buy new specs.
lol, i think it's nice...
coming out thursday! =)

then, go back home, pack my brother's NS stuff, then go buy food, then send him back to camp.
then, go home, eat, shower, then blog.

ahhh, boring day, but i'm thankful.
for the new specs.

thanks dad! =)

2009-02-15T22:53:00.003+08:00

lol, holy shit!

aiyahs, this weekend was stupid realli.

let's start with yesterday.

was supposed to go malaysia, port DICK-son with family and grandmama and grandpapa.

lol, but had tuition, so kena delay a bit. =D

then went to go fetch my grandparents.

BUT WTF.

THE ROAD KENA JAMMED.

lol, all bcos of a stupid bus that broke down.

WHO THE HELL DID THE MAINTENANCE?!?!?!?!

KANINA. :@

lol, anyways.

so my dad wanted to take a shortcut.

a SUPPOSED shortcut.

but then, we got lost instead.

SHYTE.

so then, we had to join back the queue of the jam.

FUCK SIA.

WASTE A LOT OF FREAKING TIME.

anyways, managed to get to my grandparents house.

had a problem on hw to put the wheelchair in my car, but we got through it. =D

then, go malaysia.

but the tuas kena jam also.

so slow down AGAIN.

then FINALLY, on the road to the DICK-son.

slept mostly on the way. =D

then finally reached there, ohana restaurant.

i tell u, GO THERE, CAUSE THE FOOD IS SO DAMN ************* GOOD.

- red snapper in thai sauce.

- sweet sour prawns.

- asparagus in chilli.

- ostrich meat.

- grilled chicken in dragonfruit sauce/juice. (THE NICEST, GO TASTE THIS U IDIOT.)

- chilli crab.

and we even got 200 sticks of chewing gum.

we regular customer over there mahhhhhh =D

then lol, go back sg.

i realli dunno wad happened, i slept mostly. =D

then reached my grandparents place to drop them off.

lol, got some jelly =D

then finally got home.

3AM!!!!!!!!

anyways, it was a weird day.

but the dinner was nice. =D

aite, now for today.

lol, woke up at 10, when the rest of my family woke up at 12+.

lol, i heard the total defence alarm thing, i laughed my ass off. =D

then do hw, jus slacked off for the rest of the day,

OO YEAH, signed up for nike football bootcamp.

personal training thing, but it's supposed to help me.

it better. =D

then lol, end of the post. =D

so uh, enjoy? =D

2009-02-10T22:37:00.002+08:00

ok ok ok ok, i noe i'm lazy to update.
but cum on... =D

aite, anyway.
school's been so-so.

playing football once in a while.
jus keep on delaying DnT hw to the last minute.
hate attending the UNIque thing.

yeah, u get wad i mean.
SCHOOL SUCKS/ROCKS.

lol, todae was nuthing much.
morning, 2 teachers didn't come again...
then the lessons boring la, mostly.
until my form teacher realli cry.
WALAO, then everybody start listening to her SIOLL.

aiyah, recess my class go against 2/? in soccer.
we lost.
but hey, great game. =D

then, nothing much.
after sch, shit arnd until my UNIque thing start.
nothing much lol.
jus dozing off in class.

then go home.

then had sex.
OO yeah.

- rizzy -

2009-02-02T23:37:00.001+08:00

it's a new blogskin.

lol, looks great ain't it?

WAKAKKA :D

hw hw hw.

2009-01-29T21:29:00.002+08:00

aiyah cheebai lah, homework coming in like 99999 richter-style tsunami SIOLLLLLLLLLL.

and now i'm doing DnT.

that's what you get when you leave it to the last hours.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

DAMN.

2009-01-05T20:40:00.003+08:00

well, 2nd day of sch, and i realli dunno wad to say lah.

i mean, come on, my form teacher go choose class counsil without even THINKING ley.

let alone asking others for their opinion.

now i'm vice-chairman.

i think the IT monitor position would have been easier for me.

but damn, i got that shit anyway.

and summore, my maths teacher can realli piss me off lah.

do one small thing, scold like SHYTE.

ahhh fuck lah, let's just see what 2009 will give us.

cause this shit is realli starting to suck.

2008-12-29T21:48:00.000+08:00

yeah, school in a few days.

FUCK THAT.

aite, guys.

Merry Christmas.

happie! and fucking pissed.

2008-12-10T21:59:00.003+08:00

lol, wth was today man...

todae morning go buy books with my bro.
nothing much there.

then come back, rest then my younger bro, older bro and me go Lot 1.
me - buy gifts for frens.
older bro - cut hair.
younger bro - dunno ley? :D

WTH?
WTF?!?!?!

then go home.
go home dunno do what siol, i jus use com, my bro-s watch 21.

then my older bro go out with his gf. leave me and my younger bro at home. so sian... :D
then we play play com lol.
but all our game boring alreadi ley!
:'(

then my mum came home, with dinner! yum yum :D
then she go out again.
haiyaaaaa :D

then, she come back again.
walao?

then SUDDENLY, she told me not to buy gifts again.
i'm like, WTF lah?!
pissed ley.

then i was finishing another post.
then my CHEEBAI internet connection (SINGNET) go FUCKING SABO ME!

my post gone!!!
FUCK.
damn long lah.

fuck singnet and blogger lah.
waste my fucking time.

now i'm doing this.
so uh guys, happy holidays!
got some shit to fuck to those idiots.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2008-11-24T17:22:00.002+08:00

okie, i dunno how long i nvr update SIOLLL :D
but yeah, i'm kinda lazy.
dun expect much lahhh :D

but anyway...
busy holidays man...

first had holidays.
then jus came back from 3 day camp yesterday.
another holiday coming up this friday...

and sial, rite now i dun feel so well...
like fever or flu or sumthing like that.
shit.

and damn, one more month till school reopen...
WTF leyyyy!

but i dun have much.
enjoy ur holidays! :D

WTF?! QUIZ AGAIN?!?!?!??!?!

2008-11-09T22:59:00.002+08:00

eh wah piang eh, enuf with the quizzes lah, i getting damn tired of it u noe?!?!?!!
:'(
aiyah, i jus do lah.

Quiz~

1. What is your full name?

rizzy (:D)

2.Do you like your first name?

aww hell yeah.

3.How long have you like the person you currently like?

it's love, not like.
quite a while, i sayyyy :D
luv u dear! :D

4.Have you kissed anyone before?

lol, YEAHHHH :D

5.Did you cry today?

tears of joyy :D

6.What are you doing in the morning 8am?

woke up, supposed to go morning run.
but it rained.
DAMN.

7.What are you doing an hour ago?

sms-ing :D

8.What are you currently doing?

what i'm currently doing.

9.Who last texted you a message?

MAMY :D

10.Have you told anyone that you love them today?

told?
:D

11.Do you miss anyone now?

yeah...
my baby :D
and my dudes :D
and nt forgetting my MAMYYYY :D

12.Any plans for tomorrow?

morning - stay awake
after the noon - stay awake
night - stay asleep

cool eh? :D

13.What was the reason behind the last time you cried?

nw then u ask me...! :D

14.Is there anyone you want to be with right now?

my dear...
:D

15.Have you kissed anyone the name starts with 'J'?

J-ay Chou? plenty of times...! :D

16.Name someone who make you smile today. How?

lol, no one, i guess? :D
lol, i forgot lah :D

17.Name a friend whose name starts with 'Z'.

Zheng An?
Zhen Yi?
Zheng Yuan?
Zheng Loong?
Zoey?
Zac Efron? LOL.

:D

18.Which of a friend stay closest to you?

Naufal, one of my best dudes :D

19.Do you prefer to call or to text?

better to hear a voice than read the words... :P
but i dunno.

20.Was ytd better than today?

HELL YEAH.
dun even talk to me about yesterday.

21.Can you live a day without your TV and your phone?

TV? cannn.
Phone? U GO DIE LAH!
:D

22.Are you mad about anything now?

yeap.
mad abt luvv :D

23.Do you ever think that relationship are worth it?

if u're willing to luv.
and the other half's willing to luv.
:D

24.Last person you visited in the hospital.

no damned idea...

25.When was your last and second last hug?

mus u noe? :P

26.What does your last msg in your inbox says?

dun kepo lah. :D

27.How do you feel about your life now?

feels great. :D

28.Do you hate anyone?

yeah.
jus too bad the 'hated' doesn't noe about it...

29.Last person you called?

one of me best frens :D

30.Who usually send you the most text in a month?

nothing u shuld noe about. :D

31.Is your room messy now?

come over and see for urself lah. :D

32.Your shortest relationship?

let's see...
one year?
:P

33.Who do you look like?

you. :D

who's gonna do?
- (dunno)
- (dunno)
- (dunno)
- (dunno)
- (dunno)
- (dunno)
- (DUNNO)

peace, yeah? :D

tagged again? haiaiaiaiiaiaaiia

2008-11-07T19:14:00.002+08:00

aiyah, two days kena tagged two times seyyyyyy :D

aite, les do it.

#01; - Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.
#02; - People who get tagged need to write a post of their own 10 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly.
#03; - At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names.
#04; - No tags back!

1~i ain't survivable without computer games!! :D
2~my favourite word? NAKED. :D
3~i got a blood disorder! :D
4~my mom puts in a lot of effort to clean the house, i easily mess it up again... :P
5~i am so damn 4-getful.
6~when i laugh like mad... i can't stop.
7~i dun noe if i'm honest... :D
8~i couldn't be bothered to read malay newspapies... :D
9~i'm filled with vulgarities... :D
10~i got a confession i can't speak... :(

aite, i'm done here. :D

dudes who gonna follow up the quiz.

1. Krisada :D

2. Ashley :D

3. Pearlyn :D

4. Ee tang :D

5. Koo Hui :D

6. Lindy :D

7. Lynn :D

8. (dunno)

9. (dunno)

10. (dunno)

hehehhehehe :D

tagged for a quiz?

2008-11-06T23:19:00.003+08:00

ah shit...

was tagged to do the quiz by dixon...

aiyah, now 11.20pm SIOLLLL, but i'll be a good boi and do it, aites?

RULE #1
People who have been tagged
must write their answers on their blogs
and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.

RULE #2
Tag 5 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot rufuse.
These people must state who they were tagged by
and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged

1. Do you have secrets?

lol, wad u think??? :D

2. Would you fall in love with a girl older than you?

well...

it ain't impossible, rite?

so ima give it a try.

LOL

3. Do you enjoy going to school?

for the wrong reasons, i suppose? :D

4. If you had 5 more minutes to live your life, what would you do?

let's see...

maybe speak the truth to my dear?

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend's stead?

LOL, nice question man!!!!!!!

but no.

6. Girlfriend/boyfriend or best friends?

u dun get a gf/bf without them best friends.

so it's my best dudes/dudesess for me. :D

(but of course, i can't forget a loved one... :D)

7. What is the thing you desire now?

freedom.

i ain't got enough of it.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

keep my cool...

and walk away.

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?

besides obama winning the election, none yet.

10. What makes you angry?

lol, too many to state all.

but i give you three.

- irritating ********

- backstabbers

- those who mess around with my dear, ima break your neck.

11. How would you see yourself in 10 years' time?

13+10=23!

i would see myself 10 years older! :P

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?

those that i've placed my faith in, they matter most to me.

13. What is the most important thing in life?

a beating heart.

ima need that to go any further.

14. What is more important? Family or Career?

i dun got no career without family.

15. What is your favourite colour?

black and blood-dark red.

the very colours i grew on.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?

as long as we stay together.

that's all i wanna have.

17. If you fall in love simultaneously with two people, who would you choose?

the one i truly love.

18. What food do you like?

as long as it's halal.

my stomach's always open! :D

19. What would you tell someone you love?

I Love You.

end it with a sweet kiss.

~ END!!!!! CELEBRATIONS EVERYONE! ~

so, who gonna do the test eh??

- MAMYYYYYY (afiqah :D)

- Krisada :D

- Ee tanggggg :D

- (dunno)

it's out now.

2008-10-25T23:51:00.002+08:00

well yeah, i didn't feel like posting my results anyway.
but due to Dixon's request... :D
ima show it to ya.

(note: this post will go out in ONE month's time, so look quickly :D)

English - 72 (A2)
Malay - 54 (C6)
Mathematics - 58 (C5)
Science - 80 (A1)
Geography - 71 (A2)
History - 61 (B4)
Literature - 52 (C6)
Design & Technology - 52 (C6)
Home Economics - 73 (A2)
Visual Arts - 57 (C5)
Civics and Moral Education - B
Music - A
Physical Education - A

NAPFA - Silver

Total : 630/1000
Percentage : 63.0
Class Position : 22/39
Level Position : 107/199
L1R4 Aggregate : 11
L1R5 Aggregate : 16
Attendance : 191/191
Conduct : GOOD

they're all overalls, by the way.
:D

oh sweet god...

2008-10-23T17:42:00.002+08:00

lols, jus got my results today...
i dun wanna talk about it either.

let's see...
today last day of school, what did we do eh...

- clean up the classroom...
i got the job of cleaning the teacher's table and the whiteboard ALONE.
but hey, it was fun.
jus look at my style of cleaning :D

- get result slip
yeah, my legs melted when i walked up.
but hey, that's part of life.

- watch awards ceremony
too bad i ain't got any award.
jus watch, nothing much anyway...

- go mcdonalds
yeah, jus enjoyed a big pack of fries with ice lemon tea with my friends for a while, then go home.

- pick up my younger bro
yeah, no one else to do the picking up.

well, i dun wanna say anything else.
but to my Unity friends and families, enjoy ur holidays. :D

wadda ****

2008-09-22T18:13:00.002+08:00

*letting them vulgarities come out*

ok, now this realli sucks.

My exam is onli a shittin' 3 DAYS from the time i'm wasting my life writing this, the worst part?

My malay, is STILL SUCK - ish.

woi, TEACH ME MALAY LAH, GOT C6 FOR CA2 U NOE!?!?!?!?!

siol, i suck in a lot of shit.

lol, realli gotta do somethin' bout it.

what i hate now?

1 - My goddamn calculator. IT HAS TO FAIL ME NOW!!!

2 - My relief teacher. My form teacher kena hospitalised, so relief teacher take over.
Sucks like hurricanes, i'm gonna tell you.

3 - Them goddamn rules. Cannot touch computer for MORE THAN AN HOUR?!!!??!

4 - time wasters. like my homework.

5 - Me.

all this f*cking bullcrap had to start 'cause of my stupid attitude.
now i noe wad it's done to me.

cause if i had concentrated, i wouldn't have had to worry about a C.
jus thinking about them As.

but hey, now i've got a little bit of time left, get back to my life.
lolz.

dammit

2008-09-06T21:02:00.002+08:00

oh dammit...

i mean, seriously, on a saturday like this i'm supposed to be doing homework...?

siannah, since its onli one week holiday, what can i do...

:'(

oh well, that's life anyway, wad can i do about it...
()@*#)*&(%*&$*)^

siol, this one week like nothing also larh...
study study tustus ysuty su utaus uysutu

but the rest time like dunno wad sia...

anyway, this post also so short, dun wan to talk about my geo homework...

:P :D

lolz ta taz :D

:D

borin'...

2008-08-24T18:06:00.002+08:00

boring weekends it is...

Saturday:

Supposed to have tennis lesson (my first one) !!!!
so, ya lah, go lunch, but then gt rain.
RAIN! (not that chinese superstar)
so, in the end, tennis lesson kena cancelled...
i'm like whadda hell man!!! i waited 2 weeks for this now have to wait 3...
^&%**(^&%
but at least my uncle's place gt a tennis court (he stay at condo mahh :P)...
so in the end, my older bro (he NYP tennis school team by the way) teach me the basic...

the onli problem i have ahh...
i'm so used to badminton strokes, have to try to adapt to the tennis stroke...
dun forget, tennis hit ball, badminton hit cock... :P
jk jk

lol end of the day, dun wanna talk about it.

Sunday:

same day i'm writing this...
anyway...
today nothing interesting...
wake up, do dunno what, go out for lunch...
siol i eating lunch then i suddenly realise the food stall kena flooded a bit...
gt water level somemore lehhh...
:O

:P

then go back home, then start writing this...

:P

aiyah, i veri de bored alreadi, if gt time i post more okay...?
:D

O.o

2008-08-16T19:06:00.002+08:00

if u can beat this ah, u mus be damn popular.

in case u dunno what that reads...

ndp 08 - unity

2008-08-08T23:00:00.002+08:00

wah shiok - shioky man...

yesterday my sch ndp damn shiok!

but ah, i can tell u, alot of the sch not appreciating it.

aiyah, heck care them, dun wanna talk about them also.

so first, marching of the Uniformed Groups of Unity

except for the band.

but the band made the marching more 'colourful'

i mean come on lah, u march with no sound, what shit is that mannnnn?

:)

then we stand, wait for the vice-principal to come, then we sit down.

siol.

then march-past.

wah shiok man.

then we hear what our vice-principal said, the National Day message and then, we stand up AGAIN.

for the national anthem and pledge AND school song.

:)

most people didn't care, but i dun care about them also.

then after that, more marching, the way they rehearse must be damn pro-fessionalism.

mama-mia!

:)

then dunno what happen after that, i forgot lahh...

then finally the ndp celebration end, then after that gt the Student vs Staff games thing.

my class all boys vs the staff in the first match, the staff beat us eyes - closed i tell u...

but its ok lah...

as long got spirit of competition that's true victory.

:)

then after that we watch the other classes boys and gals, including mine, play the matches, but i cannot bother to watch.

so tired, somemore drizzling rain, i feel like sleeping...

then ah, go home with my friends, i cannot stay to watch, so damn tired...

lol end of story.

rite now i'm also tired cause its 12.40 in the morning.

LOL

2008-08-02T23:22:00.002+08:00

lol so long nvr post, but i dun care.

:)

anyway jus had my school's Sports Fiesta.

for us Sec 1, we had Captain's Ball.

i was catcher. :)

lol first match we kicked their *ss, but the next 3 we got kicked in the *ss hard, but i dun care. as long as we learn from our mistakes. that's gd enough for me... :)

not that much fun actualli lah...

play play, then suddenly all forgot...

but i dun care, dun wanna think about it...

lol if ur reading this, then thanks.

cause i actualli didn't want to write this in the first place.

:)

R-A-N-D-O-M

2008-07-23T20:58:00.002+08:00

aiyah heng lah...

my life is so damn RANDOM.

sometimes i so moody and so 'dark', i will kill u if i have to.

sometimes i so damn crazy, siao and psycho, that's when i'm damn happy.

sometimes i so damn emo, i have no idea how to describe this part.

sometimes i so damn stressed, its better u dun talk to me.

sometimes i so damn stupid, i write the same thing again and again, like what i'm doing now.

sometimes i so damn hungry, i finish my younger bro's share of dinner. :)

sometimes i so damn thirsty, i have to drink swimming pool water.

sometimes i so damn tired, i dun wan to brush my teeth before i go to sleep.

sometimes i so damn forgetful, i forget to rub my eyes before i sleep.

sometimes i so damn sick and tired, i stop this post here.

but hey, that's life. :)

note: things u see here are real and relate to actual events in real life. :):):)

LOL

Parking Probs.

2008-07-13T22:52:00.001+08:00

Will some people just learn where to park their cars?

Oh my God...

2008-07-13T22:16:00.004+08:00

Wedding day.

(Not my wedding, of course. :)

I went to a wedding with my mom and younger bro, and yeah, as u'ld expect, food.

so we eat, and then after that, i, along with my cousins and my younger bro, went to the nearby playground there and had some fun.

and it was onli then, I jus HAPPEN to stumble upon this.

(Note: Do not be offended if ur name is Max. I'm not sure which Max this son of a b*tch is referring to.)

Training like a soldier. or at least learn it.

2008-07-06T00:33:00.002+08:00

Note : I am not in NS.

okay here's the best part of being a teen and having a brother that's in NS.

1. Physical training at home gets a little too tough, which translates into... (yeah, u figure out that part.)

2. Some tricks and techniques i never got to know, i learnt it from my brother. Cool.

3. (This section will not be made known.) (So u can forget about reading No. 3) (I love the Army.) (I have no idea why I just said that.)

:)

Swimming Lessons

2008-07-04T22:51:00.002+08:00

Lol, my swimming lessons are every Wednesday for 8 weeks straight...

and yes, i missed the first lesson due to some competition training, so let's start from my first lesson on the 2nd week...

:>

that day, just learnt the most BASIC swimming technique, and FINALLY i learnt how to keep my *ss afloat underwater, and the hardest part?

HOLDING MY ****** BREATH UNDERWATER.

I mean, personally, i can't keep that oxygen in my lungs for more than 10 seconds.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ya lah, i got a blood condition, that's why.

:'(

but hey, the coming Wed also got no swimming lesson cause got E - Learning Day...

BASKET

means i miss 2 lessons alreadi LIAO!

****************************

MUMMY, I MISS 2 LESSONS!
DADDY, SCOLD THE TEACHER!

:)

Apology from me to u

2008-06-30T17:00:00.001+08:00

My biggest apologies if I haven't posted for quite some time, i've been a tad too busy lately.
So my most " " " "

:)

But hey, sorrie anyway...

Holiday to Port Dickson... :)

2008-06-23T17:40:00.009+08:00

Yeah, another holiday during June holidays...

3 Days 2 Nights...

went to Legend Water Chalets in Port Dickson...

i can say the holiday was gooooooooooooooooooooood, since my dad is in this holiday - organising businesss...

so, my dad took another group of Singaporeans (:) to Port Dickson, M'sia...

yeah, went to Ohana Restaurant twice for dinner, and the food there was (Se-WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeT).

We also went to the Ostrich Farm, where we had (yes, ur seeing this rite now) an Ostrich Ride, Ostrich Race, Coconut Bowling, Monkey Show, some other stuff I forgot... :'( )':

U look at where that monkey is holding (its right hands...)

Monkey business, eh? :)

All

Lol, this isn't all I have, but let's not put too many.

:)

(Dun get obsessed with the people in here. :)

And let me just show u everything else there was at the Ostrich Farm...

(Yeah, its not JUST about ostriches... L0L)

My cousins posing, with the younger one standing on the ostrich egg (the one in front), and the older one (behind) doing some funny (scary?) pose behind the younger one...

:)

:)

:)

:)

L0l, is that me?!?!?

Yeah yeah, its me, with a bird (...), on my left arm...

L0l, the feet was tickling, but the bird (...) was cute...

:)

(I can't believe my mouth was like that...)

(Too happy holding the bird (not that 'bird') I guess?)

Yeah, she's gonna strike those 9 pins!

:)

Lol, anyway that's another participant playing Coconut Bowling, using coconuts, for bowling...

Yeah, its a pity she missed that shot...

:'(

One thing I hate too much to describe...

2008-06-06T20:11:00.004+08:00

U noe one thing I realli hate in my life?

Not my computer. Not my room. Not my bed. Not my uniform.

PIMPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:>

Lol, but I'm serious...

I mean, not onli does it make me look like Ronald Mcdonald (L0L), but when my dad squeezes it...

OUCH.

I mean, after all that squeezing, I think it was nearly bloodshed.
I mean, I thought I shed enough blood to donate to 100 people...
SERIOUS!

Its damn pain, like being shot with the actual bullet x7364 times!!!!

Yeah, now things are better...

At least there's less squeezing and less bloodshed now...
Last time...

My whole tissuebox finish because of 20 minutes worth of bloodshed.

:')

(Yeah, crying happy guy... :)

:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>
:):):):):):):):):):):)

and if u wan proof, here's some evidence.

(Note, the Lonely Kid... blah blah whatever thingy that comes after each post will not come out anymore... cause i'm getting real sickened of it... :)

my camp... (pt 8)

2008-06-05T22:42:00.003+08:00

Alrite let's get down to it...
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL-ipop :)

- Back from the hike

So, back from the hike.

THANK GOD!!!!

We did some cheer practising, until my water bottle was extinct, and then we go back to class for some camp analysis thingy and a survey...

LOL

Then we got time for wash - up...
i go wash - up with one of my classmate, we both in the same cubicle...
(Dun worry, it was a guy.)

:)

Then I forgot one sacred thing...

EXTRA PLASTIC BAG!

I'm like, "Where the hell am i gonna keep my used underwear? AND MY SOAP?!??!"

Lol, I wrap the soap with my used underwear (it was dripping wet, in case u dun know...) and i smuggle it back to class and managed to get it into my bag without anyone noticing.

PHEW.

(Man, u wouldn't imagine the smell of my bag when I got back home and open my bag...)

LOL.

Then go fill my water - bottle and go down to our class meeting area.

I like dunno what to do, I talk to myself.

Then, FINALLY the camp shirt came and we all change.

Then after that, everyone there we go clean the toilets.

(That's our duty, by the way.)

Clean clean clean, (i almost vomit liao) then practise cheers one last time...
With actions.
Finally.

Then dinner.
I dun wan to tell u what the food was, but it was OK.
Just OK.
Nothing more than OK.

:)

Then we assemble for CAMPFIRE!

CAMPFIRE!

Campfire.

Campfire.

Campfire.

Campfire.

The other classes did quite well, and honestly the best part of the campfire?

The two 'hosts' of the campfire who got a serious case of sissy-ness on that day.

But I tell u, they were damn funny.

Then also did the Unity Wave (an insanely - modified version of the Kallang Wave.)

Then also got dancing competitions.
(Dun worry, this is nothing like So You Think You Can Dance.)

For the boys, our dancing competition was MERELY a competition of who moves too much.

U move too little, even with the nice - nice moves, you're out.
U move too much, about to show your belly button, and putting your hands around your nipples, u win.

LOL

For girls, quite tough.
Music play, u follow the instructor's moves.
Music stop, u stay still.
Simple? NO.

But the instructor in white was like a PROFESSIONALISM dancer, he dance like AUDI Pro.
(By the way, I don't play audition. I never want to.)

Then got another game, follow what one of the instructor say...

Especially the toilet part. SWEET. (Stinky, I mean.)

And also, got Mcdonalds - Kentucky Fried Chicken - Pizza Hut game.

Mcdonalds, Mcdonalds
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Mcdonalds.
Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Mcdonalds.

LOL

But the main highlight was the class cheers.
Every class did very well in fact.

Our class was good also...
Our cheer - leader (not cheerleader) led veri well...
Yeah, it was SWEET.
Then after all that, it ended. With Mr. Chan ending it by giving a short talk about the next day.

U wanna know what happened the next day?

U WANNA KNOW?

U WANNA KNOW?!

U WANNA KNOW!?!??!!

Too bad I also dun tell u.

:)

After that, we got a final chat with our two instructors (for our class one lahhh) and did a final cheer for them.

I mean, we love them right?

:):):):):):):):)

Then we pick up our stuff go back home...

But of course, for me, a final hug with instructor Azan and a friendly chat with him before I took the journey home...

Yeah, the camp was sweet.

SWEET.

S-WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-T

Then walk back home, I start crying a little bit cause the camp end and I have to leave the instructors like that...

:'(

But let by-gones be by-gones, I gotta move on...

Yeah, so this series ends here...

Let the memories of the camp stay in the heart...

While it fades away in the mind...

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

my camp... (pt 7)

2008-06-04T23:42:00.007+08:00

let's start NOW.
:)
The hike...

- Starting Out

Ok, starting out on the hike, the class was somewhat disorganised, and its either those at the front walk too quickly, or those at the back walk too slowly, or those in the middle not moving at all... LOL.
Care to guess? :)

But anyway...

So after that, the class got a little better, and we pretty much finished off one or two of the questions...
(All that walking for answering 1 or 2 questions??? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

So after that, next stop, find place, answer question, find place, answer question...
I was pretti much losing my mind doing all that!!!

So, at one point, my classmate, with which I will not say her name, got a stomach problem...
I'm not entirely sure what it was exactly, but yeah, she was suffering.
In pain.

(Yeah, I pitied her quite a lot...)
(Aren't you?)

Anyway, after all that disturbing crap, we went for lunch, where we took the ultra-long walk back to school.

Ok, almost.

We went to a block NEAR our school, and we had a 20 hour+ long arguement over who eats what, and in the end, it was resolved.

But I won't tell you how it was resolved... :)

So then, lunch.

Food, laughter, WOOOO-ings, and lots of lies. And 'beatings'.

Yeah...

So then, back to the hike! :(

(And no, I didn't get the emoticon wrong. I wasn't happy!!!)

Yeah, the so-called 'Operations Team' planned out everything that was gonna happen ahead of our every breath, and then soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon enough, we were (finally) off.

But I'm not entirely sure if everything went according to plan, since one of my classmates was like a tour guide, showing every route we were gonna take.

Including showing us the escalators. (DOTS)

Then walking (AGAIN), and we were somewhere I never went before...
Some park, I think...
Then we had to do a conveyor belt thingy...

And yes, if u thought it was easy, try lifting 2 computers, 3 printers and put me on that pile.
:)
(Okay dun put me, jus put my younger bro on it. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH-

AHEM.

The belt thing was damn hard, but I think I was gonna die when we had to carry the girls.
LUCKILY WE DIDN'T HAVE TO.

PHEW.

(Aiyah, its not like I never touch girls before, right???? :))

Then, go off again to Stagmont Ring, which didn't look anything like my engagement ring at all.

Count the parking lots?!?!?!?!
U WAN ME TO DIE COUNTING, IZZIT!?!?!?!?!?!??!
U BETTER BE LUCKY THERE WAS THE NUMBER ON THE FLOOR, OTHERWISE U PAY FOR MY HOSPITAL BILLS FOR HEAT STROKE!!!!!

(Do not feel offended by those words. They were meant for me, solely for me, only for me, jus me.)
:)

Then after that, go to CCK Swimming Complex, where we did some unusual stuff, answer some final questions, and do one FUNNNY thing, that being some caterpillar walk...

And trust me, its not a nice thing to do either.

I shall not explain to you how to do the caterpillar walk, cause I still got my pet fish to laugh at.

MUA-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSHSHAHAHAHHAHA!

AHEM.

Then after that, our big rush back to sch, since we were close to being late!!!

Run run run run run run urn un unurnurn unr nurn un unrun un unrurn urnu nrurn unrun urnurun

then FINALLY reached school, although we were not as one class...

siallah, we forgot to report to the instructor....

But hey...

The hike was (CLOSE TO) nice, with the exception of my near-heat stroke and FREAKIN' MOSQUITO BITES!

And all that sh*t ends here...
Next and final post...
Coming up soon!
Love ya guys!
(Yes, everyone of you, I love you.)
:)

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

my camp... (pt 6)

2008-06-01T13:15:00.002+08:00

i dunno how long it's been since I last posted...
sorry for my negligence anyway...

but to the point...

Day 3: May 22, Thursday

Reach school as usual, enjoy the not so great breeze, then finally Morning Assembly!!!

i tell u, i finally heard the voice from everyone...

ESPECIALLY when Mr. Chew came...
LOL

After that, the briefing on the hike, and then a veri funny thing when we were supposed to find this file SOMEWHERE in the school, based on the riddle we got.

Abigail must be realli observant...
(Yes, she found the file...)

Then after that, some weird form of discussion, choosing, a few lectures along the way, and then to the hike!

Sial, i thought the hike we really go on the hill - kind of hike!

this was much more like Amazing Race, except with no $1,000,000 prize and we were racing in 40s. What a shame...

I will tell u everything that happened in the hike in part 7...

But some highlights -

- It was damn hot, tiring, and exhausting!

- One of our classmates had a stomach problem along the way... (But I won't say the name)

- I'm out of highlights!

So after the hike, return to school for some serious wash - up after that 6 hours of sweat, sweat and more sweat!

Then after that, ...

This continues in part 8, part 7 is all about the hike... :)
Buh - bye!

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

my camp... (pt 5)

2008-05-29T17:32:00.003+08:00

alrite, lesssssssssss get back to where i stopdded
note: (this section wil be full of erroers)
hehehehhrwkewrhjewhr

(not this part of course)

Got back to camp...
We help our instructors, then for wash-up...
But i swear to you...
The toilet ah...
Wash up was even WORSE than the mud track...
The floor was so dirty like dunno what...
So damn bl**dy dark in there....
I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo close to vomiting my stomach out....

I was like thanking God when I left the toilet...
(Vomiting)
Then after that, back to Olave Hall, where we pack up our stuff, then we head to school, through bus...
And me and Gavin? Our very personal chat...
Reach back, enjoy Big Mac, then walk home...
What a day...

Ok, this part is kinda short...

A few tips when you go to Camp Christine...

1. Try your veri best not to go to the toilets. If you really have to, then be ready to control yourself.

2. Watch your step.

3. Use car to get to and from Camp Christine.

:)

Well, i trustt you guyd enohhured this part,...
till i sere you guyus tgagian tomororowew...
bye by e bye byy byeb byeb ybybaye hybeyb!

(Well, i trust you guys enjoyed this part...
till i see you guys again tomorrow...
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye!)

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

my camp... (pt 4)

2008-05-29T11:16:00.002+08:00

Alrite i didn't post for one day, so i must be punished.
ehehheheheheh
ok ok back to the point.

After kayaking, LUNCH!
Aiyah, when we get to our lunch spot, the lunch haven't reach yet...
_________(Choose a vulgarity, insert it here)
So, we start cheering our organ systems out, until i got no more throat...
:)
Ok ok, u noe what I mean.
Then finally, LUNCH!
LLLLLLUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!
I was like starving to death, u noe...
What was lunch?
A piece of chicken with rice.
Sweet.

After lunch, Gladiator!!!
Wah lao _____________________________________________!(Insert all vulgarities you can think of.)
I thought they really give us a hand-held weapon then we go fight each other!!!!
But then, we were supposed to make a catapult (with sticks and a sieve?!) and use it to launch water - bombs at the other group.
I shall not explain how my group's catapult and the other group's catapult looked like.
But it was a game of sheer strength, insanity, accuracy, skill, luck and lots of cheating.
:)

After that...
Nature Ramble!!!
(Not Nature Rumble)

Siallah, this was the activity I was most scared of.
Not that I'm scared of water, but I didn't want to fill my shoes with sh*t, sand and mud!!!!
Anyway...
Go to the mud track...
Walking through the jungle and all that vegetation was itching, i'll tell you.
Come to the mud, my shoes and socks was all BROWN.
BROWN.
I thought i sh*t on my own shoes...
Then we continued walking through the mud track, getting more nasty stuff into my shoes, and having a few minor accidents along the way....
Thank god I didn't get a mud facial!
And then after all that, finally the walk back to camp...
With nasty sh*t in my shoes...
HEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHE

Anyway, I'll get back to you guys soon...
See ya!

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

my camp... (pt 3)

2008-05-27T16:32:00.001+08:00

Well...
Back for the third part of this (dunno how long) series...
but anyway, here goes...

Day 2 : 21 May 2008, Tuesday

As usual, come to school, breathe fresh air, drink water, eat doughnuts, think about girlfriend/boyfriend...

And after all that, morning assembly, where we kena by Mr. Chew (DM) for not 'propelling your voice' during the morning assembly. In the end, we have to sing National Anthem 3 times!!

1st time : "U guys are moving ur mouths, but not propelling ur voice! We'll do it again."

2nd time: "Better, but u will do it one more time, since u need to have someone tell u what to do. STOP FIDGETING!"

3rd time: "..." It was a very long lecture actually, so i dun remember anything...

(Note: Everything u saw was not exact and does not relate to actual events in real life.) :)

So after that, Camp Christine!!! (Not camp Chrisline)

Go there, go to (if i remember clearly) Olave Hall, do some unknown stuff, then to first activity...

Rafting!!!

But i admit, i was kinda scared, cause (yes, i swear now) i can't swim...
LOL

But anyway, rafting quite funny actually, making a raft was nice, riding in the raft was nicer...
But before all this was the Water Confidence test, and man, was that sweet...

Ok no more talk on rafting, i also didn't like it much...

But what was nicer...

KAYAKING!!!

Kayaking was like soooooooooooooooooooooooo nice, thank god there was a life jacket...
I tell u, damn shiok man!

A little lesson on kayaking, then hands - on...
I was quite scared, but then after being on the kayak for 10 mins, i was like, "Come on man!!!"
And yes, i was heavily criticised by my friend who was also on my kayak, for not peddling hard enough. :O

I tell u, rafting - up is no easy business, especially when u have to get ur kayak in a proper position before anything else can happen...
Then after that, we kayak back to shore, and it was like a race, with me and my kayak-mate coming in first...
But stupid thing was, we were supposed to raft - up near the shore, not get our feets on shore!!!
Because of that, we couldn't be called first...
Then after that, we were supposed to try stand on our kayak (yes, stand) and yes, we succeeded, with (thank god) no casualties or fatalities... (ok ok i dun wan to exaggerate...)
But it realli scared the guts outta me...
But i tell u, kayaking was one of the best-est things i have ever done...

Alrite, part 3 ends here...
I'll get back to u guys soon enough with part 4...
till i start typing again, ta - ta - ta - ta - ta - ta!
:)

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

my camp... (pt 2)

2008-05-26T19:28:00.001+08:00

Okay continued from where i stopped in Part 1...

Right...
After lunch (no description on lunch), next activity, Low Elements...
I gotta tell ya, low elements isn't what i thought it would be...
Quite funny games, but alot of emphasis on teamwork...
Especially the one on the Prison Break thing. Veri veri nicely done...
Others include that bench game...
But i won't tell u what the bench game was about...

After that...
The Abseiling!

Man did I love the abseiling, except...
Okay wait.
The others did veri well, doesn't matter if they took alot of bumps, bruises, hits and facials :)...
And i'm no exception...
I'm gonna tell ya, the bumps u take are (OUCH!), the facials are worse, and after that activity i think i got a bad bump (or baluku, well known by the Malays...) and it felt worse with an ice pack...

To Shreyasi and Sherry (and whoever else helped out down there), it doesn't matter if u guys didn't take the abseiling...
U guys did well as helpers, so dun feel down and left out, ai'te?
So after all that abseiling, to the canteen (no, not for dinner) for some final cheering!!!
Naturally, the class did quite well during the cheering, but if everybody had given out their best, i think we could have done a lot better, but i won't elaborate. :)
After that, to the classroom, and things started off with a little party...
Especially when u have Ee Tang smashing chilli and tomato sauce packets all over the floor... :)
Then instructors came in, and reflection time...
Then to the parade square, for final debrief and a hug to my instructor (Azan)...
:)
Dun ask me why i did it...
Its called friendship...

Well that's all for the first day, second day will begin on Part 3...
See ya guys later...
Happy holidays!

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

my camp... (pt 1)

2008-05-26T15:01:00.000+08:00

alrite guys...
i'm getting real bored at home, that's why i'm posting more and more these days...
since i got nothing better to post (yet), might as well i tell u about my camp...
its fun alrite...

Day 1 : Tuesday, 20th May 2008

alrite i swear, i almost started crying when the camp started (ALMOST!!!)...
reach school i quite scared liao...
somemore i reach school at 6.30 a.m....
then like normal, morning assembly, then they assign the instructors to our groups...
Instructor Chrisline and Azan...
i didn't see instructor Azan at first though...
ok my first impression of instructor Chrisline, quite nice person... (i was sooooooooo wrong!!!)
after that, we go put our bags in our class then for our first activity...
Trekkers' Challenge!!!

But sial, i onli did one of the challenges...
1st was some spider web thingy...
I dun dare do, LUCKY dun have enough time...
2nd was Magic Carpet, I think...
it's exactly like Turn Over A New Leaf, the last time i did this was i think during orientation week...
I tell u it's DAMN HOT!!!
People touching (not on purpose lahhh) each other here and there (yes u heard me right, here and there...), and i tell u honestly, if u realli love to touch boys (or girls), then u should realli have been here... (OK ok lahhhh, u noe what i mean, rite?)
Next, Mad Max...
Pressure Cooker was damn PRESSURISING I tell u!
Hot sun, pain legs, not much water in my bottle...
Sian lahh veri sian...
But anyway...
I didn't understand Pressure Cooker, just jumping on tiles and jumping together was quite a challenge...
But hey, i dun want to be criticised, so let's forget about that (for now)...
next was Ladder of Success...
Even though i was holding the rung, it was quite fun actually, testing my arms to the max...
Some people was really no problem, some people give me arm - ache, i think i can be blamed for someone's injury... (u noe who i'm talking about)
Sorrie for that then...
Anyway, after that was some weird activity (i forgot the name...) and i swear, it was one veri weird activity...
But let's not go further into that, cause it'll onli give me finger - ache...

Then after that, lunch!

I will not tell u anything about lunch, cause i dun wan to be blamed and criticised for blaming and criticising... (Confused? :p)

Aite guys...
I'm getting pretty tired writing this shit...
Get back to u guys soon enough...

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

holidays, with bad preservatives

2008-05-24T22:08:00.000+08:00

if i told u the word 'holiday', u would be kicking me in the gut right now...
but yes, holidays are here, but i'm definitely not gonna enjoy it...
there's onli one reason for this...
if u dunno this reason, that means u don't go to school.
ehehehehhehehe

but yes, it's because of my results...

but that's not the stupid thing, u wanna know what's even more stupid, ridiculous and time - wasting (yet makes sense)?

I got a programming (C++) competition on the 26th May 2008.

Dun think i know this sort of programming. I'VE NEVER PROGRAMMED IN MY LIFE!!!

And now here's the most ******* stupid part.

My Dad expects me to learn it in 2 Days.

2 Days.

2 DAYS?!?!?!

2 ******* DAYS!??!??!?!?!?!

This kind of programming takes 3 years to learn!

And longer just to pass!

And i think my fists just created enough pressure to erupt Mount Merapi again when my dad said this...

"I want him to earn CCA points."

So my dad is actually trying to get me murdered and have my time ridiculously wasted, ALL BECAUSE OF CCA POINTS!?!?

I'm in 2 CCAs right now, but i realli don't mind that. I'm completely fine with that.

Except, if u want to put me in a competition, get REASONABLE!

U want to put me in every competition because of CCA points?

I'm not saying that CCA points are not important.

It is, but please let me earn it the right way!

And not have an external force crush my alreadi broken heart because of this CCA points!

I WILL go for competitions which are based on things which I am good at. Cause if i do good, then i'll get more CCA points for myself, and earn a better reputation to Unity Secondary School aka The Unitian Community. See the bloody logic?

If u put me in competitions which I am not good at, then ur onli going to waste my time, waste my brain hard disk space, and worst of all, embarrass me in the most stupid way possible.

Get my point?

If u don't, learn C++ programming urself, and then u'll see what i mean.

If u do or u did learn C++ programming, then please comment and tell me how long u took to learn it...

Thanks a lot guys...

anyway i'm gonna sign off now, its getting kinda late...

see ya guys soon enough...

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

it's come...

2008-05-23T16:37:00.000+08:00

things sure do come and go quickly...

last day of Semester 1 has come, and i'll tell you, i'm feeling real guilty right now...

probably because -

1. I made an enemy, but i failed trying to fix our broken ties...

2. I'll probably hold a party just because of my Science results (85/100), but i will probably be kept in jail for my other results (the rest are between 50 and 70)!!!

3. Can my heart go one way, and not another, anymore...?

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

updated

2008-05-15T21:15:00.000+08:00

my NPCC blog has been updated, please (no, i'm serious, PLEASE) visit my NPCC blog at

tothenpcc.blogspot.com

thanks guys...

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

a little change

2008-05-14T21:37:00.000+08:00

my god...
so many things have changed...

1st. The music player down there has changed to a different design ...

2nd. dun expect my attitude to stay the same... cause now i feel so stressed i'm really lost for words...

3rd. I was recently ordered to polish someone else's NPCC boots (Gavin Tan, namely) cause of unknown reasons and he thinks i still owe him a recess and lunch. He owes me dinner!!!

4th. I love you... (There are 5 people that I'm referring to here...)

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...

Just another day...

2008-05-09T15:55:00.000+08:00

Well, what can i say?
Exam's over, and even though i can go easy on myself, there's realli nothing for me to do!!!
My computer games are kinda getting outdated, my parent's won't let me out, NPCC training hasn't started, friends also kind of busy...
Parent - Teacher Conference coming, 2 competitions up my schedule...
Man holidays aren't gonna be much fun...
Today was nothing, woke up, breakfast, use com, watch tv, watch another 3 of my pet fishes die, go sleep, dream about ...

Lonely Kid...
Hurt Soul...
Excluded Life...