and DAMN, today marks the beginning of the gli esami di anno medi a.k.a mid-year exams. =)

DAMN, italian rocks. =)



anyway, today go sch as usual.

then i reach sch, i found out something.



oh il mio cheebye di dio maledetto oh il mio dio fotte fotte fotte fotte fotte

a.k.a OMFGCheebyeOMG F-F-F-F-F.

i nvr bring thermometer, like wtf la.
having temperature exercise!
if i dun have thermometer, then the discipline master gonna get down on it wif me, like WTF.

then hehe, have to dig out $3.20 from my wallet, just for a fucking thermometer?
damn you. :P

then lucky ah, gt enuf time to buy.
then go back studying.

until pearlyn oso wan buy.
THEN LOL, I BUY LOR. HHAHAHAHHAHA. :p

then after take heatness of body, go hall for exams.
DANGGGGGG.

today was mama tongue paper 1 and 2.
LOL?

so, first paper 1.
actualli ah, have to admit, the compo questions nt tht hard, even though my malay can go suck cock.

but no over-confidence. =)

eh damn it, while doing the paper, damn cold.
got the Big Ass Fan (and dang, it is big.) over our heads, plus early morning rain, it was SERIOUSLY COLD.

why the hell can't i have that in my sleep?
WOOF WOOF.

then lol, paper 1 finish, all go break.
like wad man, wif sec 1,2,3,4 all there, OVER-CROWDING AHHHHHHHHHH.

so didn't eat.
jus walk arnd wif farid DOG, hafidz, siddiq.
HEHE.
enjoy the cold air mann. :P

then go back hall for paper 2.
lol, was a bit worried.

but when doing the paper, actualli nt that hard lei.
but again, nt being over-confident.

after paper 2, i and farid wait for ravin and ky at canteen.
they taking higher language mah. :P

then after they come down, we slack in sch for a while.
walk here and there.

FUKKY.

then finally left sch, they going limbang play bola.
FUCK MAN, wanted to go, but u think my father allow meh?
nah. =(

then in the end, separate ways wif them.
fuck lah, wanted to ber-bola wif them. =(

lol, then go home lor.
dun wanna elaborate.

LOL, italian is da bomb.
LOL, italiano è la bomba.

iwan8082
i said it @ 10:09:00 PM

La ragazza, lei è l'un voglio.
In qualche modo, lei è l'un.

Non so perché è venuto.
È giusto che l'amo.

Spero che posso amarla presto.


here's to say, i like you.


p.s. ask me for translation, or go search urself.
hint: this is in Italian. HAHA.

iwan8082
i said it @ 9:42:00 PM

and LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, kisses to ma people. :P

lol anyway, today sibei like wad man. :P

morning first, gt tuition.
LOL, my tuition is like more fun, nw tht the ppl noe me more.
compare tht to 4+ weeks ago, when i nvr talked to anyone in my tuition.
nw ah, even gt girl touch me =P

anyways, after tuition, go home, eat lunch quickly.
get readi for my competition.
HAHA. :P

it's a computer competition anyway.
got 941 over 1000? :P

but forget that.
then went orchard rd.
wanted to buy mom's stuff.
until i found a Royal Sporting House hiding in the corner of a shopping mall.
then i check out the shop, found street soccer F5 shoe.

MY ADDICTION HAS ARISEN. HAHA.

but end up, my family suggest go queensway buy soccer shoe.
i thot okay la, over there cheaper oso. :P

but wtf sia, i go there, MY FAV DESIGN DUN HAVE.
LIKE WTF. CHEEBYE-BYE.

then end up have to find Nike street soccer shoes.
end up, got Nike Contato FS.
like damn, if adidas dun have my size, at least Nike Tiempo mus have lorhs.

but nvm.
they still quite nice. :)

lazy to upload pics larhs.
if i got balls nxt time i go upload. HAHA. :P

then lol, end of story.
=)




p.s. girl, i like you.

iwan8082
i said it @ 10:46:00 PM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, todae nth much actualli larh.
nt sure why i write this post oso. LOL. :P

but anyway, jus one thing.
today's pe lesson was FUN.

first, me and cas go take pe equipment.
LIKE LOL, 2 footballs, 2 volleyballs, 1 rugby ball(YEAH), dunno hw many badminton racquets and that's it. :)

some boys (no balls) go play badminton. LIKE WHAT LOL.
the other boys play FOOTBALL. THAT'S THE WAY, DOGS. =)

lol, while me and farid wait, we go kick rugby wall.
RAM THE BALL LAH. =P

surprised lol, lindy and ying cui actualli got guts to play football.
it can be a painful sport, u noe. =)

aiyah, gt some new learning experiences todae, that's how to have fun with BALLS.
and somemore, why some of the other boys go play badminton SIA.
if nt we all can play touch rugby or something.

TOUCH RUGBY MORE FUN THAN BADMINTON LAH, BADMINTON FOR NO-BALLS PEOPLE.

eh seriously man, no joke.

iwan8082
i said it @ 9:32:00 PM

YO. =)

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, these few days full of fun and bullshit =)

start with yesterday.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, napfa test day.
was like damn, haven't been working on my fitness.
was thinking "SIBEH JIALAT." =)

aiyah, but before all that.
before napfa test, go straight soccer court and play BOLA. =)
lol, things were ok, until sec4s joined.
was like WTH, u not from 2e6. =)

then halfway, pravin go sub with me.
damn.

then watch for a while, until boring sey, go slack here and there.
go parade square, met ridhwan and his friends? =)
first, we play pass-pass with my ball.

UNTIL the rugby ball came.
LOL, then they invite me play touch rugby.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

at first dunno how play lol.
but after a while, gt the hang of it.
HEHE.

but the shitty part?
get to play onli 10 mins.
DAMN. =(

but hopefully,
get another chance nxt time. =)

then napfa test. xD

aiyah, cannot remember wad happened. =)

lol, dun wan to talk abt the rest of the day.
but it was gd enuf. =)






TODAY

LOL, 2.4km run.
counted in napfa test. DAMNNNNNNNNN. =)

lol, partnered with daniel.
HEHE, pornman ambassador. :P

so, 2e6 run first.
my timing - 11.49.

DARN, could have done better.
i think that counts as a B? xD

then my turn to time daniel. =)
2na2 run time =)

his timing - 9.49 (arnd there)
like WTF?

pornman lost to ambassador.
=(

HEHE, nvmd.
as long as i get gd pass. =)

then lol, end of the fun.
after that, school as usual. =(

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
end of the fun things.
i'm telling u, my life can rock/suck.
)=)(=(

iwan8082
i said it @ 10:19:00 PM

p.s. to this guy.

seriously, i have no idea why u're alive.
i have no idea why there were this 2 people who got together to produce you.

because for some reason, it's destroyed my life.
yeah, you're an 'it'.

u realise the kind of bastard u are?
nah, obviously u don't.

especially when u spend literally all ur time with girls.
sometimes i thought u were gay.

u jus can't keep ur cock-mouth shut.
it's always open, u noe?

u make a comment on everything.
and oh my god, why can't u jus shut up on others?
is it a habit for u to terrorize everybody in school with ur words everytime we do something wrong?

oh yeah, i forgot.
it was.

sometimes i wish u were dead.
in fact, i think billions of people would want u dead rite now.

u can go kiss my ass.

iwan8082
i said it @ 10:23:00 PM

lollllllllllllllllllll, two things yesterday and today,
let's start with yesterday. =P

yesterday
lollllll, it was cross-country day for the whole school. =P
woke up at 5.20am in the morning, prep myself.
then met kuan ying at CCK mrt station.
from there we go chinese gardens =)
then dunno lor, we got there, most of the other school nt there yet.
so we slack there first lor =P
then finally, the sch population start arriving.
then all have to sit in rows according to their classes.
LAME =P
lol, while we waiting for our turn, i jus joke abt horny stuff with delson, kenny, hafidz, iskandar(aka the nasi kandar =P), willie, kuan ying. LOLLLLLLLLL =P
then FINALLY, our turn to run for all sec2 boys.
i almost lost my motivation sitting down BODOHHHHHHHHHHH.
anyways, all kena warm-up first.
dunno why the ccac guy so fierce sia. =(
then all get ready.
ravin did the intro eh? =P

then BLUEAUEAUEHAUHHAEU UEUAHUEHUAHE.
the horn HORNED!
all those in front dash like siao.
all those at back walk like old auntie.
middle? dun ask. =)
aiyah, nth much to say abt the run.
jus run-run-run.
I ALMOST DIE SIOL.
until finally reached the finish line.
I WAS IN 20-25 PLACE!!!
only top 20 get medal siol.

so dunno larh, reach the finish line, go get my two bottles of waterrrrrr, then go get ice-cream.
=)

dunno why so many girls wan try my ice cream sia.
but dun care. =P

then jus walk here and there.
until i sat down with warren.
he got the loudspeaker.
so...

we play arnd with it lor.
warren keep calling for the porn-man (me! =)). =P
kenny dunno wad, go talk crap =P
me? TALK COCK =D

then finally, they all present the medal.
i oso dun care. =P

then finally, they dismiss us.
i walk with kenny to the mrt station.
he use my phone all the way to the mrt station.
prince of persia freak sia u =P

then in the train.
WAHHHHHH, feeling air-con after 2.4km run felt good man. =P
lol, train all the way until yew tee.
then from there, end of anything interesting that day.

today
lolllllll, had a parenting talk in the morning.
had to follow my mom, cos my dad said so.
damn it sial.

then dunno wad lor, jus listen listen.
eh, the speaker quite pro actualli. =)

then from there, go straight to yew tee cc for tuition.
tried a new route =P

lol, tuition nth much.
i hate it anyway.

then from there, went home quickly.
get my dnt and maths stuff, then go lot one.
met up with kuanying and farid, we all do hw together.
THAT'S THE WAY, MY BROTHERS! =P

lol, we all eat first at kfc.
i had to belanja farid.
u owe me money, bitch. =P

then from there, go to library.
finding a place to sit, we found jasper.
he actualli studying.
he's pro. =P

then finally found a place.
we sat down.

three minutes later, we realised...
OMFG, we were surrounded by the opposite sex. =))))))))
i almost drool liao. =P

then halfway doing hw, had to but new notepad.

unity foolscap SUCKS!
so hard to tear.

then reach back.
found out they all use my fone prank call others.
FCUK. =P

then we finally got to work.
but sial.
so hard to do!! =(
somemore, gt so many girls arnd us.
hw nt to observe? =P
no wonder they call me the porn-man.

then, lol, end up do a bit of maths hw.
:P

LOLLLLLLLL, finally, we leave the library.
and we left that 8 days issue. =(

then we slow walk arnd.
kuan ying go buy gatsby moving rubber.
but his hair alreadi nice sia. T_T

then, sweet talk/walk home.
lol, weird thing, me and farid stay at yew tee, but ky stay at cck.
he still go follow us board the train.
SIAO EH =P

then lol, we jus sweet talk on the train.
until reach yew tee.

lol, but when we reach yew tee mrt, the train on the other side jus reach.
so ky alight the train then board that one.
... =P

so, when the train he board start moving off, i did my romance animation.
cool eh?
but train too fast sia. =P

but he's a gd friend. =)
then me and farid go buy food/drink/drugs/women. HAHA.
then from there, we talk about our own personal 'matters'.
HEHE.

until reach my block, then we go separate ways.
that was a serious fun day.
except for the morning part. =)

lol, that's all.
if u wanna noe more, ask me.
=P

iwan8082
i said it @ 9:56:00 PM

1. Full Name => HEHE.

2. Nicknames => i am THE pornman.

3. Birth place => there ->>>>>>>>

4. Hair color => which hair? =P

5. Natural hair style => WTF?

6. Eye Color => LOL? dunno.

7. Birthday => 32 March 95. =P

8. Favourite Country => Singapore lah. we veri pro man.

9. Favorite color => Blood red and black. =P

10. One place you'd like to visit => everywhere!


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:

1.Have you ever been in love? - oo yeah. =P

2. Do you believe in love at first sight? - Nah, jus means u suck. =P

3. Do you currently have a crush? - Now? yeah. =P

4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally? - Yeah, 4 times. =P

5. Have you ever broken someone's heart? - Nah, i think it's the opposite. =)

6. Have you ever had your heart broken? - Walao, i jus said b4.

7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? - yeah. in the end, u'll regret.

8. Are you afraid of commitment? - kinda? =#

9. Who was the last person you hugged? - you? =P

10. Who was the last person you said I love you to? - dunno, dun care. =P


TEN THIS OR THAT:

1. Love or lust? - Love lah. Lust lah.

2. Hard liquor or beer? - Hard beer?

3. Cats or dogs? - Cogs.

4. A few best friends or any regular friends? - WTF? the more the merrier.

5. Creamy or Crunchy? - Creamy if got no teeth.

6. Pencil or Pen? - Pen-cil.

7. Wild night out or romantic night in? - LOL, gd question.

8. Money or Happiness? - better to smile. =)

9. Night or day? - Afternoon.

10. IM or phone? - phone lahh, WTF lei.


TEN HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Been caught sneaking out? - depends from where.

2. Seen a polar bear? - nah. they live so damn far away.

3. Done something you regret? - lol, mus ask meh?

4. Bungee jumped? - nah.

5. Eaten food that fell on the floor? - of course... =P

6. Finished an entire jaw breaker? - WTH is a jaw-breaker?

7. Been caught naked? - by who? =P

8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back? - yeah.

9. Cried because you lost a pet? - my pet die so many times liao.

10. Wanted to disappear? - yeah.


TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER:

1. Smile or eyes? - how can one do without the other?

2. Light or dark hair? - as long as light isn't white.

3. Hugs or kisses? - DOUBLE TIME! =P

4. Shorter or taller? - shorter. if she's taller, i feel embarassed. =P

5. Intelligence or attraction? - intelligent to attract.

6. Topman or Zara? - lol?

7. Funny or serious? - both larh! =)

8. Older or Younger? - AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, dunno.

9. Outgoing or quiet? - outgoing lah. quiet for what? =P

10. Sweet or Bad? - wah, u veri de stupid sia.


TEN HAVE YOUS:

1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd? - yeah, once.

2. Ever talked on the phone for longer than an hour? - yeah! =P

3. Ever tried walking on your hands? - why do u think i have legs?

4. Ever been to a rock concert? - nope.

5. Ever been on a cheer leading team? - do i look like one? =P

6. Ever been on a dance team? - yeah, once.

7. Ever been on a sports team? - nope.

8. Ever been in a drama play/production? - yeah.

9. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley? - owned/pwned ALL.

10. Ever been in a rape video? - HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.


TEN LASTS:

1. Last phone call you made? - siao kuan ying. =P

2. Last person you hugged? - didn't u ask that jus now? =P

3. Last person you hung? - LOL?

4. Last time you worked? - lol, kena fired sia. =P

5.Last person you talked to? - the dude beside me <---------.

6. Last person you IM'd? - WTH is IM?

7. Last person you texted? - Z.A.C.K minus the C.

8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with? - family.

9. Last Person Who called you? - Kuan Ying =P

10. Last website visited? - Check my history.

HAHAHAHHAHAA. =P

iwan8082
i said it @ 8:30:00 PM

HAHA, fcuk u very much. =)
anyways, todae probably sucked.
no free time up my arse, spent my whole evening doing geo notes, like wtf?

AHH, things suck so much.
jus wished the ball would come to me. =)


things are the way they are.
i jus hope u knew who u were.
i'm finding the right one to call my girl.
have i found her?
maybe not.
not yet.

iwan8082
i said it @ 11:49:00 PM