LOL, PORNMAN HAS ARRIVED, ALL RISE. :P

gahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahgah.
wht a chilling day eh?

morning gt ptc duty (i dun wan stay home =P), so left home at 7.30 MAUT BODOH and reached my sexy quiet school. gt to class, nobody there ^_^ SO I JUS REMBAT THE SOFT CUSHY CUSHY BALL AH. :P

finally mrs. chua come LOL and get all things ready for the parents meeting LIKE HOLY MAMA LOL. so much for being chairman ^_^

anyway, my meeting yesterday was a BLOWJOB. THANKS TO MRS. CHUA, MY FATHER KNOWS HW MUCH I TALK IN CLASS. SPOILED THE FAMILY MOOD. FUCK U. LOL.

dang, dun give fucks anyway. but seriously, i nidda buck up. i'm trying to fly my spiky ass into double science, and there i am dreaming away. realli gotta get something working for me. lol.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCK U. LOL.

nah, dun wanna talk abt the rest of the day.
just sucks, tht's all u nidda know. =)

iwan8082
i said it @ 10:22:00 PM

Write the names of 21 people you can think off the top of your head.
Then answer the questions:
1. Farid
2. Kuan Ying
3. Ravin
4. Bryan
5. Casmond
6. Wen Yan
7. Wei Yi
8. Koo Hui
9. Rachel
10. Sherry
11. Pearlyn
12. Shermaine
13. Rejab
14. Hafidz
15. Iskandar
16. Irfan
17. Nickson
18. Ee Tang
19. Kaishen
20. Lindy
21. Haikal

How did you get to meet 7? - Wei Yi
LOL. knew her since primary 5. SAME CLASS UNTIL NOW. LOL.

What would you do if you and 15 never met? - Iskandar THE NASI KANDAR.
if nvr met, i gt no sex target LOL.

What would you do if 1 and 21 date? - Farid & Haikal
WOOT. U WAN GAY SEX AH. oso can :P

Have you ever seen 17 cry? - Nickson
like he's always crying :P

Would 4 and 16 be a good couple? - Bryan & Irfan
ROCK ON PEOPLE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Do you think 11 is attractive? - Pearlyn
wait until u see her. NOT BAD AHHH. :P

What's 2's favourite colour? - Kuan Ying
LOL. dunno :P

When was the last time you talked to 9? - Rachel
just now? :P

What language does 8 speak?- Koo Hui
KOOHUI-NESE. :P

Who is 13 going out with?- Rejab
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

What grade is 12 in? - Shermaine
what grade? :P

Would you ever date with 17? - Nickson
WHY NOT? :P

Where does 18 live? - Ee Tang
GEYLANG. :P

What's the best thing about 3? - Ravin
HE'S SMALL. perfect mannnnnn :P

What would you want to tell 10 now? - Sherry
hi? =)

Whats the best thing about 20?- Lindy
very very fun to play with. HAHAHAHAHAHA. :P

Have you ever kissed 5? - Casmond
"CASMOND. I LOVE YOU. *KISS KISS*" HAHAHAHAHAHA.

What was the best memory you have with 21? - Haikal
our rivalries turn into friendships? =)

When's the last time you're saw 6? - Wen Yan
just now. =)

How is 14 and 12 different? - Hafidz & Shermaine
hafidz is SEX GENERAL whereas shermaine is DUNNO WHAT LEI. :P

Is 19 pretty? - Kaishen
SEXY MAUTTTTTTTTTTTTT. :P

What was the first impression of 11? - Pearlyn
short? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. :P

How did you meet 20? - Lindy
after slapping her. :P

Is 1 your best friend? - Farid
YOU ASK THE PORNMAN A QUESTION OF WHETHER THE SEXGOD IS THE PORNMAN'S BEST FRIEND? maybe ^_^

Do you hate 12?- Shermaine
NAHHHHHH. very fun lei :P

Have you seen 18 on the last month? - Ee Tang
yeah, in gaylung. HAHAHHAHAHAHA.

When was the last time you said 16? - Irfan
when i think of pornguards. :P

Have you been to 5's house?- Casmond
NOPE. i wish. =)

When's the next time you gonnna see 10?- Sherry
tomorrow? HEHEHEHEE. :P

Are you close to 13? - Rejab
nt realli. =)

Have you ever been to a movie with 4 before? - Bryan
NOPE. THT SEXY GUY. HEHEHEHHEHE. =)

Have you ever gotten into trouble with 8? - Koo Hui
yeapp. we're over that =)

Would you give 19 a hug? - Kaishen
HELL YEAH. A TIGHT ONE TO SQUEEZE THE FATS OUT :P

When have you lied to 3? - Ravin
maybe? :P

Is 16 good with socializing? - Irfan
MAYBE. TEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE.

Do you know secrets about 9? - Rachel
nt realli. =(

Whats the best thing about your friendship with 9? - Rachel
the FUN times? :P

Whats the worst thing about 6? - Wen Yan
nothing? =)

Have you ever had a crush on 12? - Shermaine
nah. SHORTY PANTS :P

Does 14 has a girlfriend or boyfriend? - Hafidz
RESPECT MY SEX GENERAL. LOL. maybe ^_^

Have you ever wanted to punch 1's face? - Farid
why punch when i can kiss? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. :P

Has 21 met your mother? - Haikal
NOPE. :)

How did you get to meet 15? - Iskandar
I WAS EATING NASI KANDAR WHEN SUDDENLY MY RICE TURNED INTO A HUMAN BEING. "hi i'm iskandar." LOL.

Did you ever physically hurt 3? - Ravin
YEAH. check his butt area. :P

Do you live close to 7? - Wei Yi
nope. dunno where she lives oso :P

What's 8's favourite food? - Koo Hui
WATER. HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. :P

What kind of car does 1 has? - Farid
THE SEXGOD COMMANDS ALL VEHICLES. HAHHAHAHAHA.

Have you travelled anywhere with 9 before? - Rachel
nope. =(

If you give 14 $100 , what will he/she spend it on? - Hafidz
SEX RECRUITS? :P

iwan8082
i said it @ 9:50:00 PM

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

iwan8082
i said it @ 8:52:00 PM

haha, wht a boring SHIT.

woke up, eat breakfast, get ready, go tuition.
SAME THING EVERY SATURDAY LAH JIBONG. LOL.

then go back home, eat lunch.
WTF, SAMBAL CHICKEN KILLS!
BUT TASTY LOL.

then lol, met farid at his place, then go yew tee meet kuan ying and bryan.
HEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

then go lot one.
first we go library, to fulfill our mission. HHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHE.
LOOKING FOR HOTTIES, LIKE OMFG, SO MANY OF THEM, BOOBS SO BIG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
we even saw ashley, so busy reading book, so nvr see us. HEHEHEHHEHE.

then go courts.
THT WAS WHEN THE FUN BEGAN LOL.

then me and bryan walk arnd courts.
until we realised, KY AND FARID DOG NT THERE.

so we try despo search in courts.
then KY call, "clue, a place which has water but is nt wet"
i thot toilet LOL.

then they call again, say they at bata.
LOL.

we go there, they nt there.
HEHE.

then they give clue again
"at a place gt toys for kids"

HEHE.
so went to kiddy's palace, saw them there.
then they try run again.

but caught up wif them, HEHEHEHE.
so lol, then we go buy the rations.

like fuck?
$34?
HEHE.

then after tht, sort out who bring wht home.
hehe.

after tht, walk arnd lot one for a while, then go our separate ways.
me and farid take bus go home lol.

nice aircon and seats, u dogs. :P

then from there, go yew tee point ntuc buy curry chicken for the rations. HEHE.
then go our separate ways.

sheesh.
life sucks.

but with the great friends i have, i gt a gd reason to keep going on. =)
WOOF WOOF.

iwan8082
i said it @ 11:42:00 PM

HAHEHIHOHU.

lol, dun u jus hate life. =)

let's see, this morning.

woke up at abt 10+, thx to a phone call from Zhen Yi.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

then woke up, dunno do what, read newspapers (jus to cover up my education-hungry ass), then after settling some shits, PLAY COM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

lol, i oso call farid, ask him go check price of CIP stuffs.

FINE, skip to tht part.

went below his block first.
met him there.
then forgot something.
so we go back to my place. :P

then finally, reach yew tee LIKE OMFG.
nah, we go buy some drinks first LOL.

then go yew tee point ntuc, check the pornprice HAHAHAHAHAH.

EH WTF, arnd $35.
LOL?

so fuck anyway, after tht we go my place AGAIN HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE.
to check out my porn-rigged game.

i'm a master of tht shit, u noe. :P

then lol, after a while, follow him walk to his home. HEHEHEHEH.
end up he take the longer way to his home.

like WTF man, they ain't gonna gangbang u.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

lol, end of the fun things.

toodles, dogs. =)

iwan8082
i said it @ 10:26:00 PM

WAH MAN, LUCKY EXAM FINISH AHH.

but i can't say i did tht well, even though i haven't got back my exam results. LOL.

i'll jus have to hope for the best.

anyway, today nth much.
nt much of a happy day for exam end anyway.

ah whatever, gotta go.

still nidda find out how to rig some shit into gmod 9. OMFG.

iwan8082
i said it @ 10:11:00 PM

lol, what a day, eh?

first, my dad rudely shouted at me, like FUCK YOU CHEEBYE.

then, i went for dinner at cck park.
we waited for 1h 40 min before the fucking food came.
dun go there, by the way.
cos service sucks.

then i found out, arsenal lost to chelsea 1-4.
WTF, K. TOURE OWN GOAL.

FUCK YOU LAH.

eh lol, tht's all
nites u dogs. =)

iwan8082
i said it @ 11:59:00 PM

heya dogs :P

anyway, jus to say, i just made a new blog, to download stuff HAHAHAHAHA.
check my links.

p.s. only special ppl can come in.
if u wan access, ask lorrhh :P

iwan8082
i said it @ 7:57:00 PM

lol, life is full of crap.

todae had literature paper.
i swear, i SUCK in literature big time.

after taking lit paper, went to yew tee point wif the dog crew :P
but left early, nth to do mannnnn.

and LOL, finally, the Mas Selamat gangbanger has been found!!!
AHHAHHAHHA, tht dickhead. :P

and by the way, i think my dad's lame.
like tht joke he told me.

"the police caught mas selamat, but forgot his gd friend, mazlan"

mazlan is my father's name, anyway :P

LAME LAH HEEEEE.

iwan8082
i said it @ 7:50:00 PM

HAHAHHHAHAHA, wassup my sexy dogs LOOOOOOOOL. :P

dang, todae was geo paper.
I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING SWEAR there was nt enuf time, like LOL, where got ppl do geo paper in 1.5h?

NO FUCKING WAY LAH.

then after tht, try to find Mdm K.
where are you, mdm K...? :P

well, nvr found her anyways. LOL.

so after tht, jus walk home lor.

today was fucking boring, anyways since farid DA SEXY DOG WITH BEAUTIFUL BABIES HOLY MAMA didn't come, no other dog to bark at.

DANG DOGS, WHO KEPT THE DOGS IN.

lol, end of the day.




p.s. ARSENAL GUNNERS TAKE ON MAN UNITED NO BALLS AT EMIRATES STADIUM, BETTER THAN VERY OLD TRAFFORD, WHEREBY ARSENAL WILL KICK MAN UNITED IN THE BALLS. OMFG, I FORGOT, MAN UNITED GOT NO BALLS. LOL.

iwan8082
i said it @ 10:44:00 PM