Friday, April 30, 2010

here's a poem from some fb group, for all those minahs and matreps out there.

"oh minah pantat macam jelly,
tak pakai seluar dalam,suka pakai tali,
lagi lagi tengok lu orang punye coli,
da cakap berkali kali,
kening korang stop it,
semua orang geli,
lama lama gua tengok gua mau lari,
si Matrep apa lagi,
i tak boleh angkat sekali."
 
if you translate it literally to english,
 
"oh minah the butt like jelly,
never wear underwear, like to wear string,
somemore see other's bra (LOL),
say how many times already,
you all stop it,
everybody irritated,
the more i see the more i want to run,
what else lah matrep,
i cannot carry anymore (-.-)"
 
hhahaha.
in case u're wondering.
 
matreps or mat reps are malay guy gangsters.
you can spot them by their floating caps, ultra tight jeans and in some cases, their necklaces.
 
mat minahs or simply minahs, are the female versions of malay gangsters.
how to tell them apart? simple, just find a girl that dresses like shit and you know it's a minah.
 
anyways, to all matreps and minahs out there, go fuck yourselves. ^^

iwan8082
i said it @ 12:11:00 AM

Thursday, April 8, 2010

it's 12.44am and i'm still doing homework -.-

haha, nvm that.

so yeah, was doing homework, listening music.
and then someone i dunno who, named Armandina, talk to me on msn.
i have no idea who that person is, so yeah, was in for a big surprise.
until halfway i realised the person was automated.
so i decided to mess around a bit.

and our conversation went like this:
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Armandina says:
wishing for someone amazing

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
you are?

Armandina says:
hey

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
umm
who are u?
sorry to ask.

Armandina says:
i'm 21/f your a male right?

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
lol
do i look like a girl.

Armandina says:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
u automated or some shit?

Armandina says:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics if ya wanna check them out go http://www.freecamlink.net/a2urm tell me what ya think

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
hmm
fuck urself

Armandina says:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
WE GOTTA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR THIS LOVE

Armandina says:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
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Armandina says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
go die, i got better ppl to see on cam. $_$

Armandina says:
Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/a2s6a and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
why not u go to (some unclean website) and then click on the button on the top right that says "FUCK URSELF" and join up but mus pay $$.

Armandina says:
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
eh, i know a girl tht like u lei. her name is hu peng. she is a dog.

Armandina says:
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
who the hell u calling baby, u fcking babi. babi means pig.

Armandina says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
tell u what, shit in ur panties first. tht's the colour i want.

Armandina says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
wht i deserve? I DESERVE A GIRLFRIEND, NOT SOME GAYFAG STRIPPING IN A GODDAMNED WEBCAM.

Armandina says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
goddamnit ur auto reply machine rocks!

Armandina says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/a2szn and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
fuck u, only one girl can call me sweetie. not u, goddamnit.

Armandina says:
k you in yet babe??

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
yeah. see the picture of my middle finger?

Armandina says:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.freecamlink.net/a2tgz and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.

MohdRizuanAlves. says:
EH SHUT UP LAH
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funny thing is, when i said SHUT UP he or she really did shut up xD

ahh, but what the hell.
this is obivously automated la, dude's not answering my questions.
LOL.

but yeah.
if u guys come across such shit, a word of warning.
don't click on any website they give, god knows what's in it.
just close the entire conversation, or screw around with the conversation xD
but don't click on anything.

haha.

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i said it @ 12:54:00 AM
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